#pjo funny

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

anyone else remember that one scene thats just

beckendorf: omg percy i found the dismantled head of a bronze dragon in the woods will you come help me find the other pieces

percy:

beckendorf:

percy: the fuck

beckendorf:

percy: we are in the middle of capture the flag we're supposed to stand guard we're going to get in trouble

beckendorf:

percy: *moving to help him* sure why not

[cabingold]

hilarious to me how Percy and Thalia just Don't Have Teachers. hazel learned magic from hecate and Gaea. Jason had loads of resources on hand from the Senate. Nico had fucking King Minos teach him to raise the dead. thalia improvised lightning when she was 12 and almost killed Luke and percy figured out he could breath underwater accidentally when the Chimera pushed him into the Mississippi River from a 600-foot height. arent they just so funny

[lxvesick-stars]

I just think it's funny how Rick Riordan must have done SO MUCH research about different cultures and communities, doing his best to be respectful in his representations.

Yet couldn't be bothered to pull up Google Maps to see how far away the St. Louis Arch is from the water

[aficionadoenthusiast]

hc that thalia still has some influence over who can cross camp borders leading to fun interactions like this

zeus: thalia, let me in

thalia: sorry, dad, but this is a safe place for demigods, and i just don't think you can handle it

zeus: excuse me-

and

jason/annabeth: thals, let me out, please

thalia, about to have a guilt induced panic attack: absolutely not

jason/annabeth: i have a test tomorrow :(

or

percy, extremely whiny: thalia, let me in!

thalia: no, don't think so

percy: what if i promise not to beat you that badly

thalia: mm, no. the hunters are not gonna lose capture the flag because of your bullshit overpowered ass

percy: *pouts*

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

special shoutout to this comment from an instagram post

he/they percy jackson now officially canon

[anotherpjofan]

I love how Percy is genuinely like wtf when Luke says Annabeth - who’s twelve - is head counsellor so he’s under the impression that annabeth is ridiculously powerful when in reality her older cabin mates just wanted to spend their time coming up with ways to hack the government instead of assigning cabin chores

[coquettemouseevil]