#mydadisweird

[i-am-the-ali]

My dad just called my phone and when I answered he goes: "Aye yo home girl!"

[michelleinglisxox]

CANNONBALL! 😂💦🏊 #swimming #pool #summer2014 #cannonball #mydadisweird

[mashedpotatoutopia]

I left my room earlier than usual today, in fact the sun wasn't even up yet. My dad doesn't know how to deal with this. 

[gene-fart-noise-belcher]

Me calling my dad at 9pm

Me: Hey dad My dad: why are you calling me at 2 in the morning?!?!? Me: Dad it's only 9. My dad: Is it dark outside? Me:.....Yes My dad: Then it's 2 in the morning. Me: I'm pretty sure that's not how time works.

[hispanicpixiedreamgrl]

My Dad: It's 4/20, Sarah. Are we doing a doobie later?

Me: .....no.....

[arctic-ele-phant]

That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment when your dad is talking to your dog. ._.