"I'm sure as hell the happiest I've ever been"

"Wingin' it since 1995" I'm Ali; 18 years old. I follow everyone back! Ask me/message me anything!

[i-am-the-ali]

I'm sorry that I exist, okay?

[i-am-the-ali]

When I say "we'll fight" to a guy they think I'm flirting but, I actually just want to punch them in the face.

[i-am-the-ali]

Jellyfish don't have hearts and I'm pretty sure that makes them my spirt animal because neither do I.

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[i-am-the-ali]

Party like it's not Party like it's not your birthdayyyyyy

Please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers AllStar Weekend?

[bombshellssonly]

[i-am-the-ali]

Was it on purpose that the green ice cream looks like a vagina and the pink looks like a butt? Or is that just me?

[ur-already-dead-deactivated2021]

[xmelissuck]

SUM 41 IS NEVER ON MY DASH WOW

[ihavebecomeyourdisease]

Fucking yes.

[i-am-the-ali]

Ferris Bueller

Just so everyone knows, tomorrow is the 30th anniversary of Ferris Bueller's ACTUAL day off (not the day the movie was released). June 5, 1985. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

[iclungtoy0u]

How to kill someone; Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again, See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist, Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.

(via bl-ossomed)

This makes me feel like I've been hit by a fuck ton of bricks.

[i-am-the-ali]

I'm not even that bad when I get drunk. I just tell everyone repeatedly that they "needa chill bruh."

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[i-am-the-ali]

Ayyyyeeeeoooo

[i-am-the-ali]

I'm just ??????

My sister: Do you think Lorde looks like a baby dinosaur?

Me: What the fuck? No.

My sister: No. Seriously. Like, just imagine her bald and making dinosaur noises.

[lexapro20-mg]

[lady-tromboss]

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

[i-am-the-ali]

Oh. Damn.

[zoltarspeak1-deactivated2015102]

Where I Left You - Man Overboard

[i-am-the-ali]

If you guys haven't seen this band live, you should. They're amazing. Kk.

[mildthievery]

[i-am-the-ali]

Me rn

[i-am-the-ali]

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME HI GUYS

[i-am-the-ali]

My talents include: 1.) Making a grilled cheese 2.) Binge watching shows on Netflix 3.) ????

[i-am-the-ali]

What if we lived in a world where tattoos and piercings and crazy hair colors/styles were what was considered "normal?" What if you were denied a job because you DIDN'T have visible tattoos. Like, tattoos where considered "professional." What if people thought you were a weirdo because you DIDN'T have face piercings and bright hair colors. What if you were told "you're going to regret NOT getting a tattoo one day." What if you were told "no one will take you seriously with that plain hair" What if we stop discriminating against what people do with their own bodies.