#im going to hell

[coconut-passion]

I want pink hair xo

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[didireadthisright]

Show Me Your Teeth

(Images are not mine)

Disclaimers: absolutely nothing explict here babes, unless you think sitting on the lizard man's lap and playing dentist is freaky

Scientist reader oneshot

This has NOTHING to do with Cold Hands! This has just been rattling in my head for a hot minute and wanted it out since it won't fit with my "main" plot. I think Victor's mouth is so intriguing, and no one gives it the attention it deserves. He's such a funny character to me because he really does read as a guy who lost his job and had a mid-life crisis (he's got a bloody motorbike come on).

In short, you're very curious about the side affects of Victor infecting himself with a bloody parasite. Lap sitting and mouth inspection ensues.

~◇~

Curiosity was an occupational hazard for scientists.

Back when you were a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed junior scientist at Umbrella, curiosity had felt like a virtue. A requirement, even. The labs rewarded people who asked questions, who pushed boundaries, who wanted to see what happened if they nudged something just a little further.

Working on the T-virus had felt like a dream, then. You had been so proud.

That kind of curiosity didn't simply disappear after Raccoon City. Not even when the guilt settled in. Not even when the memories started haunting your sleep.

If anything, it changed shape: becoming quieter, stranger, more... morbid. Which was probably how you ended up here.

Your attention lingered on his mouth.

Of all the things about Victor Gideon that had changed since Umbrella, that one detail continued to catch your attention the most. You had spent enough time around him now to know that the man he had become barely resembled the quiet, terrifyingly focused researcher you used to admire from across laboratory tables. Despite the fact those qualities hadn't trulu left, he had never been... quite like this.

Feral wasn't the right word, but it was close.

You shifted slightly where you sat, perched sideways on his lap in one of the dimly lit research offices at Rhodes Hill, knees tucked against his hip as you leaned closer to inspect him like a particularly cooperative test subject. His body radiated that familiar unnatural chill through the fabric of your clothes.

Victor, for his part, seemed entirely unconcerned with the arrangement. Patient, even. Which was fortunate for you because at the moment you had both thumbs hooked into the corners of his mouth.

"Hold still," you muttered absently as your fingers pulled his lips back just enough for you to get a proper look.

Gold flashed under the overhead light.

You squinted and took note of how... extensive the dental work was.

“These are expensive,” you murmurer thoughtfully. “Custom, too.” Victor’s hands, which had been resting loosely at your waist the entire time, tightened ever so slightly.

Victor's teeth had once been perfectly normal, unremarkable even, a bit crooked here and there. Now, every tooth seemed to have been replaced or plated with immaculately polished gold caps. It was ostentatious in a way you would never have associated with the quiet scientist you remembered.

You tilted his head slightly to the side for a better angle. "Did you lose them after implanting the Nemesis-y parasite?" you murmured, the question coming out far less professional than you intended. Your attention was entirely fixed on the structure of his jaw.

"Bone density changes... maybe enamel degradation..." You leaned closer, the amusement in your voice slipped out before you could stop it, "or was this a midlife crisis decision?"

"I never took you for the vain type," you added thoughtfully. "But the gold does give you a certain-" Victor's jaw moved suddenly causing your thumbs slipped free as his mouth opened.

You watched as his split tongue slid slowly across the gold caps, the forked tip gliding along the metal with deliberate languor before retreating again.

His eyes had been watching you the entire time. Dark and intently interested. "Curious, Doctor?" He asked softly.

You huffed at that, "Of course," you folded your arms with mild indignation. "That's why you kidnapped me, didn't you?"

His head tilted slightly as he watched you continue your inspection. “You assume my motives are purely academic,” he said mildly.

You leaned closer again, squinting at the seam where one tooth met the gumline, “They usually are.”

“Mm.”

Victor’s fingers shifted just enough to rest more comfortably against your hip. He hadn’t restrained you, but you were very aware that if he chose to close those hands, you wouldn’t be going anywhere.

“You're enjoying this far too much.”

You leaned back slightly, studying him now instead of his teeth. The scar that ran from his lip down his throat tugged faintly when he spoke. The gold, the tongue, the rings, the bloody coat, the sheer size of him now all painted a very different image.

“You didn’t answer the question,” you said.

Victor tilted his head.

“Which one?”

“The teeth.” Your gaze flicked briefly back to them, “Parasite damage or midlife crisis?”

For a moment he said nothing, then he smiled wider. Gold flashing.

“Can it not be both?”

Taglist:

@burnouttt @stealing-second-after-second @doctoroctopuseswife @epicy0n @vergol @smalland-angry @masochist-shark @aloegator-arts @cutiebimbo

[mintaikkcorpse]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[antonsprincess]

i just know anton’s unserious ass is saying “biiiiig stretch” into ur ear while he’s pushing all the way in

[boldkatte]

[neros-left-pec]

NERO SPARDA SMUTTY HEADCANONS

🌷 pairing(s): nero x fem!reader 🌷 warnings/tags: nsfw, somnophilia, eating out (fem!genitalia), panty sniffer, masturbation, bondage, wax play, breeding, size kink, power play 🌷 author's note: misc nsfw hcs bc im ovulating

oh boy here we go

you've been wearing a low cut top around devil may cry the whole day, and he definitely noticed.

when you're talking, he'll let his eyes flit to your cleavage and back up to your eyes. he does it specifically so you'll notice

he's licking lips okay he's giving you all the signals GO GO GO GO!!

to dante and vergil though, he just seems super pissed off. his jaw is clenched and whenever the boys try and talk to him, he snaps at them more than usual.

when dante and vergil leave the building to go on a mission, he suddenly grabs you an holds you against the nearest wall

his left hand sneaked its way slightly under your shirt, rubbing small circles. his right hand is over your head, pinning you against the wall

"You trying t'get a reaction out of me or somethin'? Because if you are, you have my attention..."

loves making out and slow kisses

adores it when you rub his chest that's his sweet spot seriously, he's so sensitive there.

loves cradling your face when you make out

switch: leans towards topping but if you'd like, doesn't mind being a bottom every now and then

his favorite foreplay is eating you out underneath the covers, sucking on your clit with two fingers knuckle-deep in you

very loud when he does this btw

moaning and humming against your pussy, worshipping you and letting you know how beautiful you are

"That's right baby. I make you feel so good, don't I? Tell me how, hnngh, how good I make you feel..."

Very teasing for sure

he's slobbering with drool running down his chin

YEAH BABBYYYY HE TALKS YOU THREWWWWWWW ITTTTT

grinds against the mattress while he eats you out oh lawd

when he's about to cum he clenches his jaw super tight and his eyebrows furrow together

he whines and grunts, lots of "unhhhs" and "yeaaah, fuckkk"s

certified panty sniffer

caught him masturbating with them one time, black lace panties on his dick as he palms himself

and also another time where his left was fisting his dick and his right held the panties right to his face, palm against his mouth.

he licks them mhm

he's taking very deep breaths, really wanting to memorize your scent. it drives him crazy

he does all ur laundry now btw

oh and he loves it when you touch yourself while u sit on his abs. loves looking at you pleasure yourself but after a while he won't be able to resist touching you himself

fav position: mating press

kinks: somnophilia, light bondage (blindfolds, soft rope, flogging), wax play, breeding (dw he always uses a condom he just loves the idea of it), power play, size kink

loves waking you up by fingering you

loves using blindfolds on you, doesn't mind being tied up himself, loves flogging you

loves pretending to fill you up with his babies. to use you for his sexual desires and fill to the brim with his demon cum

he loves the power dynamic between a demon half-breed and a human and he WILL remind you of it constantly

"Be a cute little human and behave for me, won't you? You don't want to make a demon upset..."

"You love my demon dick, don't you baby? Nobody else fills you up, fucks you and stretches you the same way I do, yeah? Yeah? Say it, baby." This is like as he's pounding into you harrrrrd

OK IM DONE OH MY LORD I LOVE NEROOOOOO

[goofyg1rl]

𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦 ᡣ𐭩

Clark x Fem Reader

✎ clark had an exhausting day at work today, and he's really desperate to see you.

Tags : Smut , bro is an EATER , body worship , Face sitting , you and clark are married, Reader is in her 30s , blowjob, idk just pure filth

A/N : There's no fics about this man, and it makes me really sad . This is my first time writing on here, so please be nice :) There are probably a few mistakes, so my apologies

After a long, exhausting day at work, Clark came home completely drained, the weight of the day still resting on his shoulders. More than anything, he missed you. He misses his pretty lady

He stepped inside, quietly shut the front door behind him, and kicked off his shoes. The house was unusually quiet. His eyes instinctively wandered to the living room, expecting to find you curled up on the couch, but it was empty.

He quietly peeked into the bedroom and found you curled up on the bed , a book resting in your hands. You looked up the moment you heard the door open, a warm smile spreading across your face.

"Hi, honey," you said softly.

His heart melted at the sight of you. Without hesitation, he crossed the room, climbed onto the bed beside you, and wrapped you in a tight embrace, burying his face against your chest.

"Aww, did my big man miss me?" you teased with a soft chuckle, cupping his face as you pressed a few gentle kisses to his forehead.

"Oh, how I've missed you," he murmured, " I couldn't stop thinking about you "

"Baby, please.. I need you. I need to feel your touch," he murmured, his voice soft and pleading as he rested his head against your chest

"Honey, you're exhausted. You should get some rest," you said gently, cupping his cheeks and brushing your thumbs across his skin.

" Don't worry baby, you don't have to do anything, my love," he whispered, taking your hands in his. "Just let me be close to you. Let me make you feel loved."

"Alright, fine." You finally accepted

That was all Clark needed to hear. A relieved smile tugged at his lips before he gently pulled you back into his arms. One hand settled against the small of your back while the other cupped your cheek, drawing you in for another kiss. This one lingered, slow at first, before melting into a deeper, more passionate makeout.

Clark pulled away for a moment, his eyes never leaving yours as he carefully slipped your nightgown over your shoulders. He let the soft fabric fall carelessly to the floor, as his large hands gently traced the curves of your body, holding you as though you were something precious.

A warm smile spread across his face, filled with admiration and affection.

"You're so beautiful, my love," he whispered, his voice thick with emotion. "I'm the luckiest man in the world to have you."

His gaze lingered on you for another heartbeat before he leaned in again, pressing a trail of tender kisses along your neck gently pushing your body down on the bed.

The way your body responded to even the smallest touch from Clark made your heart race.

His gentle kisses moved lower to your chest , his mouth finds one of your nipple, tongue slow and wet. His hand palms the other, thumb rubbing in teasing circles, making you squirm.

"Clark..." You breathed softly, "Please, Clark... I need you "

A small chuckle escaped him as he looked at you with a loving smile.

"You're so impatient, my love," he teased

His kisses slowly traveled lower, leaving you breathless as his touch made your heart race. He spread your legs apart and noticed a large wet spot on your underwear.

“Aww, did all those kisses really make you this wet ?” he whispered playfully. You felt your cheeks heat up, unable to hide your feelings as you looked at him.

" Shut up." You turn your head to the side, embarrassed

Clark moves his hand to make you look at him. "Keep your eyes on me while I eat this pussy , got it? "

You nodded, opening your legs wider for clark. He moved your underwater with his finger and without a warning, clark licks a stripe through your clit. Tongue flat, soft , and so very wet.

Your breathing heavily looking down at him as he's eating you out, you wrapped your thighs around his body locking him in place.

“Taste so fuckin’ good,” he groans against you, the word vibrating through your body. “ "Can't believe this pussy is all mine, all mine “

He groans, pushing his face impossibly further. His tongue is deliberate and thick, pumping in and out of your cunt before pressing flat on your clit and dragging back and forth. It’s enough to drive you mad, making the coil in your stomach burn and burn and burn until your whole body is shaking with the sensation.

"C-clark " you whimperd "baby I'm going to cum "

He nips at your clit, dragging a long, slow stripe up your pussy. Your eyes lock, and you swallow, a broken moan falling from your lips.

You start to shake, your stomach seizing up as you fight off your organism. his tongue darting up and down and back and forth in tiny motions, almost tickling it.

You cum with a loud, choked sound that’s really supposed to be clarks name, and push at his head.

You remove your thighs from his body, trying to catch your breath. Your legs were shaking like jelly , sweat came dripping down your head , cheeks flushed, and your hair was a mess.

Clark, on the other hand, was sitting up on the bed with his mouth and beard covered with you cum panted like a dog in heat

" Fuck " he panted " that was so hot "

" fuck yeah it was " you replied back

" fuck let's do that again " he unbuttons his shirt and threw it somewhere in the room.

"Wait cl- clarkk fuck" without a warning , his large hands grab on your hips taking off your under and starts making out with your overstimulated pussy . " Clark baby s-slow down " you moaned loudly

" Cmon baby give me another, Just another " his tongue move faster trying to make you cum again looking at you with pleading eyes.

You cum all over his mouth and clark licks every single dropped of it. He pulled away and gave you a kiss on the lips . You could taste yourself, but you didn't care at all .

Clark pulled away from the kiss , his eyes never leaving yours as the two of you were trying to catch your breath.

" Hey baby, you wanna try something new? "

You look at him, curious. " Like, what clark ? "He smirks " I want you to sit on my face baby " you're face turned bright red hearing those words out of his mouth, the thought of it got you even wetter " B-but what if you can't breath? "

He chuckled "If I die , I'll die a happy man " his big hands moved up and down to your waist " if you don't wanna try it dear, we can do it on another day"

You hesitated for a moment, and then you agreed. " Let's do it," he smiled, giving you a kiss on the lips. " That's my girl.

He got himself confrontable, laying down on the bed as you straddled your naked body on his chest.

You hoverd your pussy on his face still worried if you were going to hurt him. Clark was getting tired of waiting , his large arms holding your thighs, pulling your whole weight down on his mouth. You yelp feeling his tongue after he made you cum twice.

His tongue was all over the place , he shook his head side to side, making all types of noises. You were a moaning mess , looking down at him eating you like he hadn't eaten anything

He started moving your hips , making you grind on him. Your moans were music to his earns , he starts sucking and licks your sensitive clit to hear more of you.

You felt a tight knot on your stomach, you were about to cum again for the third time. You moan loudly cumming all over clarks face again , he moans between your thighs licking ever dropped of your cum.

Both you were gasping for air, but you weren’t done, not just yet . After clark made you cum 3 times You wanted to make clark cum aswell l . You got off of clark as you made your way to his pants. Clark didn't stop you , he got up with his elbows watching your next move. You remove his belt and unbuttons his jeans, throwing them on the floor , you pulled down his boxers and his cock spring out

He was huge , you bit your lip just by looking at it. You look at him for approval and he gives you a nod .

he watches you with tired eyes , his fingers threading gently through your hair as you lean in and drag your tongue along the underside of his length.

“that’s it,” he murmurs, voice low and rough. “just like that. take your time, i want to feel that pretty little mouth of yours taking my cock .” You wrap your lips around the head, sucking softly at first before sliding down further, hollowing your cheeks as you work him deeper. Clark let out a quiet groan, watching how you're taking him.

You bob your head steadily , your tongue swirling around him, spit dripping down to his balls while he keeps making those sweet noises.

You pull off with a pop, stroking him fast while looking at him. He curses under his breath just by you looking at him . " faster babyyy , fuckk faster," he begged

You stroke him even faster watching him break , when he finally reaches his peak , thick hot ropes of cum came out on your face.

Clark stares you down , catching his breath as he saw you covered with his cum , a soft smile tugging at his mouth.

" That was amazing " wiping the cum off of your face with a blanket. " I'm glad you Enjoy it." he pulled your tired body next to his." I love you, " you whispered. He kissed your forehead. " I love you too"