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Wishing the Happiest of Birthdays to my beautiful Lampoon, Sarah fon Ronsenburg! I love you so much Angel, words just cannot express. I wish more than anything that I could spend the day with you today, but I look forward to our wonderful weekend that we are going to share, together.

I love you so fucking much baby. I just don’t know what else to say. I’ve reached a point of loving you so much that I cannot show it, express it, and it leaves me at a loss. Not a moment goes by where you’re not on my mind, and each day I appreciate having you right by my side, as it should be. I can’t tell you how happy you make me baby, just by merely existing.

You are so talented, so beautiful, and I am the luckiest lady alive.

I love you so much Sarah. Happy Birthday!

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Happy Anniversary, Angel!

Wishing a Happy Anniversary to my absolutely incredible girlfriend. Sarah, these past three years have been the absolute best of my life. Even though the beginning was terribly rough, we withstood the test of distance. Even when it seemed hopeless, we refused to let anything keep us apart, and my God, I don’t know what I would do without you, babe. You make me a better person, each and every day. You motivate me, excite me, make me want to do better. I will never be able to express how thankful I am for everything that you do for me. You might not see it, or you may even deny it, but just you merely being here with me, under the same roof, is what drives me and helps me to remain that positive and happy person that I am. It’s absolutely terrifying to think about where I could have ended up had it not been for you coming into my life. Please, never for one moment ever think that I am annoyed with you, or tired of us. Don’t let what other people say get in between what you and I so naturally have. I have loved you always, since the very first day I messaged you and eagerly awaited your response, and I will love you forever and ever. No matter what life has in store, no matter what happens or who enters, you will always come first. You always have, and you always will.

I love you so much, Sarah. So much more than I will ever be able to express, my Angel.

Happy Anniversary baby. I am looking forward to many, many, many more years with you. <3

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To: My Buppi

Heated and sweating profusely, the other heatedly stared into the other’s eyes with a heat so intense, it made the other’s body began to sweat as sweat formed on the other’s body because the other was so heated as the other stared into the other’s eyes. 

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Mac-Damn-Donalds

MyLampoon

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i love you baby <3

I love you too! <3 More than anything!

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2016

Wishing a very Happy New Year to my gorgeous and beloved girlfriend, as well as our lovely, beautiful muse-children. 

2015 was by far the most impactful and interesting year of my life. I did something with you, Sarah, that I could not have ever imagined doing by myself, or with anyone else in the world. We moved out on our own, obtained our own little love-nest, and it is here where we continue to live, and grow happier each and every day. 2015 will always be incredibly memorable to me, and it will always stay close to my heart. 

But now, with the start of a New Year, comes even more joy. We’re independent now, living our own lives our own way, creating our own happiness, together. This year I want to achieve everything we’ve ever talked about, baby. This year I want our happiness to grow, and our love to radiate as strong as it ever has. I love you so much Sarah (The Relentless) Brooks, and I am beyond grateful that I get to spend another wonderful year with you. 

Also, Happy New Year to our beautiful muse-babies! We welcomed some new, wonderful muses into our hearts in 2015, and I am looking forward to a long, happy 2016 with all of them right by our side :)

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Family’s out for the weekend, which means we get full reign of the house finally, so what do my girlfriend and I do?

Close the blinds, shut the lights, and watch gay porn in the living room of course!

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A PHASE?

You call living without each other, and desiring nothing more than that person’s company for an entire year a PHASE?

Living in nothing short of lonely, physical misery for a year, all while knowing it’d be easier to call it quits, but fight on and staying positive a PHASE?

Falling deeper and deeper in love every day while dealing with the stresses of bills, family, and general life A PHASE?

Planning a life together, sharing dreams, and chasing them... a PHASE?

You, sir, do not know the meaning of the word. In no way, shape or form is my relationship with Sarah ‘a phase’. I have found unrestrained, absolute bliss with her. I know now what it truly means to be your complete self with another person, without feeling judged or having to hold back anything. I know now what it means to love another person to the point of where you would do anything for them. I know now what it means to never want to be without that person, no. matter. what.

If you call that A PHASE, then this phase is going to last a lifetime.