Friend: I swear if that bastard ever hurts your feelings again I wi-
Me: Joe Sugg would never do that...
Friend: What?
Me: Huh?
Friend: Did you just-
Me: No I didn't.
Friend: YOU PROMISED! He's a YouTuber! You will never meet him!
Me: ...
Me: When did I do that? I can't remember...
Friend: YOU PROMISED 15 FUCKING MINUTES AGO!
Me: ... I love him tho-
Friend: Shut the fuck up!
Me: But-
Friend: No!
Me: Come on!
Friend: Nah
Me: Can't I express my feelings??
Friend: No.
Me: I hate you.
Friend: (With smirk) Hate you from the bottom of my heart as well, love.

















