#mypoorfriends

[rootedinwander]

ouch 😂💀

[sarahjoeasley]

Angry as fuck.

You can't keep up this act for long I see.... You need help... Seriously.

[thedisneyprincesswithoutamovie]

I feel so helpless... Some of my close friends have been thrown into these awful situations recently and I am trying to help. It I feel like it's not working :(

[dreamcrush-er]

What the fuck happened last night? I guess I know what happened but...whyyyy.

[kinkadee]

I should probably equip my closest friends with electric paddles to beat me with when I start gushing too much.

[music4life23]

I'm sorry, but could you clue me in?

What have I done that is so bad that not only do I have barely any friends, but that those friends have been told "I think you're cool and I would talk to you, but you're friends with her". What did I do?

[bunnyonthemoon]

Too Much Study Does This

Me: *glaresquints at marc cause of something ryan said*

Marc: what'd i do

me: just practicing my squint

in case this is a dream

Marc: o

ic

well

well if you want me to test if this is a dream

i could fucking kill you

for making an inception reference

Me: *shows chat to Mindy*

Mindy: Wait, what was the reference?

Me: *squints at Mindy*

Mindy: Damn you, Fedora. Damn you to the deepest levels of hell. Deeper than that!

Me: Yes, a Hell within a Hell. I need to go deeper. I'm sorry you all have to know me.