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[simping4fics]

TIKTOK PROMPTS

As mentioned in le title, these are tiktoks turned prompts! Enjoy! (Some are mature!!)

1. Person A walks into room naked, trying to distract Person B from what they’re doing

2. “The only B word I call my [brother/mother/sister/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc] is beautiful.” “Awh!!” “I love you, bitch.”

3. “I do not identify as male or female. I identify, as a threat.”

4. Person A shows Person C a picture of Person B, their boyfriend/girlfriend. Then Person A shows another picture, a goofy one, then another and another and yeah.*

*(the cursed images thing- showing a normal pic any girl’d send their crush unless you’re brave asf and send a full on  double chin, respect man, and then a pic they’d send their best friend rather than the crush, such as, like mentioned, them doing a double chin.)

5. "The world is flat. You know how I know?” “How?” “You’re my world.”

6. “Did you know you’re the only one I’ve ever dated?” “No- there’s-” “Yeah, but they were all tens.... I’m kidding babe-”

7. Person A lifts Person B, “Simba.”*

*Not really tiktok but-

8. “Say crack my finger.” “Crack my finger.” “Now say it backwards.” “Finger my crack- WAIT-”

9. “Say Choke,” “Choke.” “Say Mead” “Mead” “Now say Addy” “Addy” “Okay, now say it all together, fast.” “Choke-Mead-Addy? Choke Me Daddy? ...OH”

10. Person A is on a phone call, Person B is handing them random things because they heard that if someone’s on the phone, they’ll grab anything you hand them.

[ladymatt]

What Prompted You?

This prompt was conjured from my fevered imagination as a favour to Britt @blj2007, who is masochistic enough to want requests?!?!  Work THAT out! Anyway, here goes.....

1) “Tell me. Do you wish I did it differently?”

2) “Snog, marry, avoid out of this lot. Go!”

3) “And THAT is how I know we are soulmates, endgame, forever!”

4) “I know just the thing to cure it!  You just might not like the taste!”

5) “Just wait till you see our costumes!” 

6) “That was the moment I knew you were...different somehow”

7) “If you do this....there’s no coming back from it, you know that, right?”

8) “Can I help you with that? I’m told I have a knack for it”

9) “I can’t believe I’m saying this....but I’m jealous of the cat!”

10) “Do that again...but slower this time...and lose the apron!”

11) “That is without doubt THE most adorable habit!

12) ”That competitive spirit may come back to bite you....be very careful!”

13) “How can you get so upset about a pickle?”

14) “Watching you work would be relaxing, if it didn’t give me the raging horn!”

15) “Say that again and I fucking walk!”

16) “I haven’t taught you that, my young padawan!”

17) “Say that in your ‘special’ voice....please’

18) “A duet? Are you serious? You’ve heard me in the shower!” 

19) “You’d be surprised how many hits have been penned about me!”

20) “It’s something I shall NEVER tell anyone else!”

[simping4fics]

More Tik Tok Prompts

First set of Tiktok Prompts can be found here!

11. “You wanna know how I know how depressed I am? I got this peanut butter jar a week ago,” Character A shoves the jar in Character B’s face, “a fucking week ago! It is almost all gone- Also, I don’t know if you can notice the fact that there are no spoon marks- those are all finger marks! ‘Cause you know why? ‘Cause I stand here at 2 am in my kitchen, just fingering my fucking peanut butter and putting it in my mouth like a goddamn idiot!”

12. Character A is playing the guitar. “Real women- hex their husbands. We don’t need no- husband that hasn’t been hexed.” Character A proceeds to play two more chords before chucking the guitar.

13. “If someone were to describe you to somebody you’ve never met, would they describe you as a Christian?” “No, they’d actually describe me as GUNDHAM TANAKA!!!!!!!!”

14. Character A is singing. Character B slides a note under the door that reads “shut the fuck up”. Character A slows for a second but raises their voice as they finish the line, screaming the final word.

15. “You know only food goes on the table?” “Well, if food goes on the table then-” Character A sits on the table. Character C grabs a fork and looks at Character A suggestively.

16. “Real women- WET THE BED! We don’t need no- BATHROOM BREAK! Real women. WET THE BED!” Character A plays a few more chords. “AAAHHH!!”

17. "Hello my friend! I wrote a song for my ex boyfriend, and it goes something like this.” Character A strums once, “Fuck you!”

18. “When it comes to intelligence, I make Albert Einstein look like a sack of dead fish that’s been beaten repeatedly against a wall. And to prove the German vermin wrong, I’m going to crack one of his most famous equations.” Character A writes frantically, making unnecessary and dramatic noises/complaints before stopping and laughing, “E doesn’t equal MC squared,” throws the pen, “it’s just the fifth letter of the alphabet.” Character A backs up, turns and walks into the door.

19. “Learning numbers as an introvert! One. The number of people I like: me. Two. The minimum number of eyes I must avoid at all times. Three. The number of times I have to mumble my name before someone stops asking for it. Four. The number of seconds I can try and preform small talk before I scream. Five. The number of places nearby I know I can hide at all times to avoid someone.”

20. “I’m not baby. I’m NOT baby.” Character A bites into toast. “...I’m a bit baby.”