#myron lizer

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Trump blames Lizer for contracting coronavirus

 WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump was recorded on tape blaming Navajo Nation Vice President Myron Lizer for getting coronavirus. Lizer was in Washington, D.C. over the weekend seen mingling with Republican strategists while not wearing a mask. Trump fears that the Navajo Nation, with its high infection rate, put him at risk.

“It’s like the history of America, as I’ve always said, the Indians took our corn and killed us with disease. So sad. We need to fight back. This is why Jackson did the trail of tears, he was trying to quarantine the Indians. The tears were from the flu. They were bringing in all these diseases from China. I think Tik Tok is a Cherokee word.”

Lizer has been an outspoken supporter of President Trump, attending a rally in Yuma Arizona and even appearing in a recorded video for the Republican National Conference praising President Trump.

Sources close to the president tell Tlochiin News that Trump is considering building a borderwall around the Navajo Nation.

“If I win reelection, I’m going to cage in that pesky Lizer. What is with his haircut? It looks like a landing strip for Air Force none.”

Meanwhile, Lizer has returned to Shiprock where he plans to hold an evangelical rally to pray for the president.

“We got to pray the COVID away,” Lizer said to his followers. “If Jesus can cure leopard pee, he can cure COVID.”

Trump was expected to make a secret trip to the Navajo Nation next week during his visit to Arizona. But the visit was postponed while he and the First Lady remain in quarantine.

“Melania and I were looking forward to the spam burritos and frybread. Nothing is good unless it’s salty and fried. That’s what I always say, salty and fried. So tasty. Most tasty food you’ll ever eat. If the Democrats win, they will take away your salty and fried foods.  It’s going to be a disaster folks. No spam. No frybread. Total disaster.”

Lizer is asking Shiprock residents to pass the hat and help fundraise for the president’s medical expenses.

“Poor president Trump is the victim of so many things. Now COVID. When will the fake news stop!” Then Lizer turned to Tlochiin cameras and winked.

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VP Lizer Wears Mask As Precaution for the Contagious Racism at Trump Rally

O’ODHAM JEWED (Phoenix,Az)- In the lands of the O’odham Peoples, the 45th president of the former British Colony visited. He stopped at the Dream City Church for a campaign rally. The church claimed the AC system could eliminate 99% of the covid-19 but it could not eliminate racist pandemic. Many racists from the state showed up to show support for sinophobia and conspiracy theories.

The Navajo Nation Vice-President Myron Lizer showed up to the rally despite the curfew and restricted travel for Navajo citizens. He was in attendance while the president and his sycophants proliferated racist conspiracy theories. As a traditional man, he shook hands with many racists and contemplated praying for each one. 

He justified his visit as a way to corner Congressmen for political clout and actions. He told Tlo’chi’iin that he gained permission from Nez to leave the rez but he had to promise to be back before 11pm. 

He added that he did not become racist and he took the necessary precautions to catch the racism that was spreading that night in the church. It isn’t the first time that a church was the site of racism.

“I had to ask Nez if I could go”, he said sheepishly. “Whenever I go out, I have to ask for permission or he gets mad and worries about me”. “I felt like it was a good opportunity to meet with a spiritual leader and other political fellows” he said to our reporter. “I can’t stay out to long because of the curfew but I got back before he was asleep”.

“I asked Nez for permission to break the curfew, I don’t need armchair generals worrying about me”.

Tlo’chi’iin spoke to Nez about his VP’s late night travels. His office denies knowing about the visit. Their communications director spoke to us to reassure us that Myron Lizer is a ‘grown man’ who can do what he pleases. 

No doctor has checked Lizer for any symptoms of racism or sinophobia. Some suggest that it takes two weeks for racism to show. Others are eyeing any proclivities towards conspiracy theories as the first signs.

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Myron Lizer, a Navajo leader, pointed to the Gorsuch appointment as a victory for Native Americans. https://ift.tt/2QlOC2a

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Myron Lizer, VP of the Navajo nation is giving a speech?  And apparently Trump recognized Missing and Murdered Native Americans.  I had no idea about all this.  And then he endorsed Trump.  I genuinely did not expect this.