So my D&D character got Judy Hopps as an unofficial “familiar”...
Context:
In our campaign, our DM has several fun tables of random effects that can happen whenever someone rolls a 1 - you roll a table, then a percentage and get an effect.
I managed to roll 4 1′s in a span of ten minutes.
After vomiting boa constrictors, conjuring an exploding flumph, and having all of my skill proficiencies switched, Judy materialized and arrested me on the grounds of lewd public behavior. I then proceeded to vomit on her (another nat 1 roll) and tried to punt her across a room, which all ended in us bonding over being gore and puke covered idiots in the middle of a cultist mansion. After getting cleaned up in a cultist bath, I fashioned a pouch out of my monk shirt and convinced her to hide in it until we got out.
She then watched us kill several unarmed men in their sleep and then set fire to a room full of kobolds with a flamethrower so idk what her alignment is here lmao