#mysteriouserrorrr

[sagdustcrusaders]

do u have like,,, gkgkg,;, iddkdkk like do u have any glgkkgsksksj hhhhh rub rub souler hcs 🥴

Wellwellwelluh do I have aaaaany Rub Rub Souler hcs?????? I mean geee iuh well.. hooOOOAaGh

Mmmmmaybe

(They’re mostly general headcanons, though)

TERRIBLE insult game. His go-tos are just shouting two words he’s crudely mashed together or repeating something he’s heard from others without considering the context of its original use. It’s really bad when he’s ticked off since, on top of being a dumbass, he can’t think clearly in the heat of the moment

Has a fixation with using “schmuck”

He relies on the sort of things that don’t require much thought, so they’re thrown out really quickly without any consideration

Rubber isn’t all that careful with his words and oftentimes doesn’t think before speaking which has the potential to be either hilarious or incredibly hurtful

In the case of him inflicting the latter on his s/o, he’s generally clueless unless it’s clearly made apparent that he’s hurt them. Rubber Soul would have thought some small-to-moderately negative reaction was only them joking around with him

Overall, he’s very vulgar and swears like a sailor

He has practically no standards when it comes to food. Rubber’s a foodie, but in a gross way since he is willing to eat anything and everything

Snacks often and in large quantities. He doesn’t have any sort of schedule or routine for eating. There isn’t ever a time when he’s not able to eat (unless you count being incapacitated in the hospital or something but shhhhh)

Sometimes Rubber would have really weird combinations and be completely unaware of you watching in disgust from directly beside him

He doesn’t have a gag reflex

Horribly anxious in doctor’s offices and hospitals. All his confidence and condescension deflates even if he’s not the one having an appointment or being admitted.

For once in his life, Rubber shuts up and only responds tersely or with simple gestures

When asked about it, he blames it on how cold it is inside the building, but anyone with at least two braincells to rub together knows he’s lying

[sagdustcrusaders]

mmm rub rub souler 🤤🤤

him n his big boobs 🙄😳

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[sagdustcrusaders]

bro u got different people i keep getting the same i want rub rub souler smhh

Dw bro I got you covered

[sagdustcrusaders]

I am so powerful rn, im gonna do this with some of the crews, i feel like this would be cannon im gonna gkgkgkkg

i made this n just gkgkg (not the video, just the captions) please give this a watch 😳

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[sagdustcrusaders]

👁👁 I am watch respectfully

OH GOD OH NO HE IS NOT WATCH RESPECTFULLY

[sagdustcrusaders]

alessi so stinky put him in a shower bestie, gonna tell rub rub souler he smell, put him in there too 😳🙄

GHHH

I KNOW 😭😭

Alessi so stink-dink I need to plunge him into a bathtub headfirst instead. Gotta make sure he washes his hair real good, too because stinky stanky :(

idk how you’re gonna get Rubber in a shower, caus I mean y ea he stink too but he might use Yellow Temperance to cling to the bathroom door like a cat

good luck with Nickelodeon slime tho

[sagdustcrusaders]

grrrgrgrr ruff ruff grrrgrgrgrrr ruf ruf

I wanted to make a catboy alessi ,, but the fangs were a bitch so

Vanpire alssei ~

Blood warning

Blood warning

Blood warning

Blood warning

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[sagdustcrusaders]

gonna slap alessi's big boobs amd see how it goes, I'll let you know

PLESE DO

Also, I got a really good pic of Lessi's cleavage, but it's when he looks like a feral animal & has his face all cut up (under the cut)

thank you for giving me an excuse for posting this pic