Welcome to Mystic Haven Resort, DONATELLO HAMATO! We hope you enjoy your stay. Please be sure to check in within the next 24 hours and review the details of your reservation. Kazuma Mitchell & Donnie from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are now taken.
[ kazuma mitchell, cis man, he/him ] Ah, DONATELLO HAMATO from RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, a 19 year old TECHNICIAN! They’ve been with the company for ONE YEAR, and live in JUBILANT JACKALOPE HALL, SUITE NUMBER 2420. They’ve shown themselves to be a BRILLIANT but ARROGANT person, and remind people of RIPTIDE BY GRANDSON. Guests often remark that their vibes are THE SOFT GLOW OF PURPLE NEONS, BARED TEETH, and A DEVIL-MAY CARE ATTITUDE. [ played by randy, 26, EST, he/they ]
EMPLOYEE SURVEY.
01. Why have you chosen Mystic Haven to pursue a career with?
Well, as you may know, my family now lives here. As the ‘official’ unofficial tech genius of the resort, it only made sense for me to offer my services to what is effectively my home. Thank you, thank you. Hold the applause.
02. What do you think you can bring to the team, in terms of skills or attitude?
I can bring plenty. I’m an engineer, technician, coder, scientist, and man of the arts, all rolled into one. I’ve developed my own adaptive AI, built my own vehicles, and have all the ‘skizzles’, as the kids say. Of course, I also bring my winning personality.
03. Finally, here at Mystic Haven Resort, we believe change is inevitable and something to embrace. Do you believe you can roll with the changes in your life, or are you stuck in your ways?
Duh, science is all about change and discovery. What kind of scientist would I believe if I was not a whole-hearted advocate for change and adaptation? This of course, does not extend to fantasy though. There is no magic, and never will be. Any ‘magic’ is just science that’s yet to be studied, and always has an answer.
HEADCANONS
[1.] Has ADHD, and this often manifests in sensory overload and rejection sensitive dysphoria. His headphones and goggles are primarily used for his work, but they also double in helping mitigate when he gets overstimulated.
[2.] He used to bite a lot when little, and he still does. When he gets overly frustrated he can sometimes forget to use his words, and will instead use his teeth. He mostly only does it with his brothers, and only when they’re asking for it by sticking their hands near him after he’s asked them not to touch him.
[3.] Is constantly telling Leo that they’re not twins, it’s biologically impossible, they don’t even look that alike; but secretly he does still consider him his twin, even if it goes against all science. He would just never admit it unless he was on his deathbed.
[4.] Donnie will risk his neck to win an argument. It doesn’t matter if the pursuit of it puts him into danger— its his funeral, not yours, and he will at least die correct.
Welcome to Mystic Haven Resort, PETER PAN! We hope you enjoy your stay. Please be sure to check in within the next 24 hours and review the details of your reservation. Froy Gutierrez & Peter Pan from Peter Pan are now taken.
[ froy gutierrez, male, he/him ] Ah, PETER PAN from PETER PAN, a 24 year old ZIP-LINE INSTRUCTOR! They’ve been with the company for 8 YEARS, and live in WISTFUL WYVERN LODGE, SUITE 130. They’ve shown themselves to be a FUN-LOVING but MISCHEVIOUS person, and remind people of WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN BY BLINK-182. Guests often remark that their vibes are GRASS STAINS ON RIPPED JEANS, FIRE CRACKLING ON STARRY WINTER NIGHTS and SEA-SALT CRUSTED TREE BARK TWINKLING LIKE GLITTER. [ played by cori, 33, cst, she/her ]
EMPLOYEE SURVEY.
01. Why have you chosen Mystic Haven to pursue a career with?
Uh, I didn’t? It’s more accurate to say it chose me. I just kind of landed here when I was a kid; easy mark for a good meal and a dry bed, even if that bed was made of hay bales or potato sacks. I forget sometimes that I actually get paid to be here! Life hasn’t changed much for me since I signed up for the “real” job, but it has gotten a lot warmer, yanno? That shed I crashed in at the beginning didn’t even have real windows!
02. What do you think you can bring to the team, in terms of skills or attitude?
I bring the FUN! Everyone around here is so freakin’ serious! “This is a business Peter, put on some shoes.” or “No, Peter you CAN’T have oreos for breakfast! Putting them in milk doesn’t make it cereal!” This place is supposed to be a vacation for people, right? So why are there so many rules? I think things would run a lot smoother around here if some people chilled out a WHOLE lot more.
03. Finally, here at Mystic Haven Resort, we believe change is inevitable and something to embrace. Do you believe you can roll with the changes in your life, or are you stuck in your ways?
Hell yea, I can! I mean, as long as I can keep living the Pan-life, right? All it takes to keep me happy is good food, good music, hot girl summers and happy kids! Pretty sure we’re always going to have those things, or else we’d close down, right? Living life on vacation is the best way to stay happy, I can’t imagine living anywhere else!
HEADCANONS
1. Peter ran away from home at a young age (living at the resort in secret until Big Mama discovered him and offered him some work and proper living quarters), and operates very independently. He is not the type to seek permission, approval, or acceptance. He will often act or speak impulsively before properly considering the consequences. He is very go-with-the-flow, and is not easily offended (as long as he can live his life the way he wants, of course). The only way to really get on his bad side is to try and control him or pin him down with rules.
2. Self-taught in parkour. Growing up in secret on resort grounds, he found the most efficient way to get around without getting caught was scaling the buildings and sneaking through trees. Once he learned it was actually considered a thing, Peter started experimenting with the flair and style of actual parkour, rather than just trying to stay out of sight.
3. Peter loves to act like he needs nothing and no one to be happy, by putting up a wall of carefree childlike gleeful behavior, but he craves the love and attention he never received as a child. He will constantly surround himself with people, noise and activity at any cost to avoid spending time alone. He thrives in a social environment and wilts in solitude. He will find absolutely any excuse to fill his time with good company, no matter the cost.
4. Peter is almost never wearing shoes, and he most certainly doesn’t own socks. He has permanently dirty feet and is very happy about it, thank you very much.
