“He was a lovely boy, clad in skeleton leaves and the juices that ooze out of trees but the most entrancing thing about him was that he had all his first teeth. When he saw she was a grown-up, he gnashed the little pearls at her.”
Welcome to Mystic Haven Resort, PETER PAN! We hope you enjoy your stay. Please be sure to check in within the next 24 hours and review the details of your reservation. Froy Gutierrez & Peter Pan from Peter Pan are now taken.
[ froy gutierrez, male, he/him ] Ah, PETER PAN from PETER PAN, a 24 year old ZIP-LINE INSTRUCTOR! They’ve been with the company for 8 YEARS, and live in WISTFUL WYVERN LODGE, SUITE 130. They’ve shown themselves to be a FUN-LOVING but MISCHEVIOUS person, and remind people of WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN BY BLINK-182. Guests often remark that their vibes are GRASS STAINS ON RIPPED JEANS, FIRE CRACKLING ON STARRY WINTER NIGHTS and SEA-SALT CRUSTED TREE BARK TWINKLING LIKE GLITTER. [ played by cori, 33, cst, she/her ]
EMPLOYEE SURVEY.
01. Why have you chosen Mystic Haven to pursue a career with?
Uh, I didn’t? It’s more accurate to say it chose me. I just kind of landed here when I was a kid; easy mark for a good meal and a dry bed, even if that bed was made of hay bales or potato sacks. I forget sometimes that I actually get paid to be here! Life hasn’t changed much for me since I signed up for the “real” job, but it has gotten a lot warmer, yanno? That shed I crashed in at the beginning didn’t even have real windows!
02. What do you think you can bring to the team, in terms of skills or attitude?
I bring the FUN! Everyone around here is so freakin’ serious! “This is a business Peter, put on some shoes.” or “No, Peter you CAN’T have oreos for breakfast! Putting them in milk doesn’t make it cereal!” This place is supposed to be a vacation for people, right? So why are there so many rules? I think things would run a lot smoother around here if some people chilled out a WHOLE lot more.
03. Finally, here at Mystic Haven Resort, we believe change is inevitable and something to embrace. Do you believe you can roll with the changes in your life, or are you stuck in your ways?
Hell yea, I can! I mean, as long as I can keep living the Pan-life, right? All it takes to keep me happy is good food, good music, hot girl summers and happy kids! Pretty sure we’re always going to have those things, or else we’d close down, right? Living life on vacation is the best way to stay happy, I can’t imagine living anywhere else!
HEADCANONS
1. Peter ran away from home at a young age (living at the resort in secret until Big Mama discovered him and offered him some work and proper living quarters), and operates very independently. He is not the type to seek permission, approval, or acceptance. He will often act or speak impulsively before properly considering the consequences. He is very go-with-the-flow, and is not easily offended (as long as he can live his life the way he wants, of course). The only way to really get on his bad side is to try and control him or pin him down with rules.
2. Self-taught in parkour. Growing up in secret on resort grounds, he found the most efficient way to get around without getting caught was scaling the buildings and sneaking through trees. Once he learned it was actually considered a thing, Peter started experimenting with the flair and style of actual parkour, rather than just trying to stay out of sight.
3. Peter loves to act like he needs nothing and no one to be happy, by putting up a wall of carefree childlike gleeful behavior, but he craves the love and attention he never received as a child. He will constantly surround himself with people, noise and activity at any cost to avoid spending time alone. He thrives in a social environment and wilts in solitude. He will find absolutely any excuse to fill his time with good company, no matter the cost.
4. Peter is almost never wearing shoes, and he most certainly doesn’t own socks. He has permanently dirty feet and is very happy about it, thank you very much.
