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Rocks, big belly with new baby, just wants to relax. And then here comes lil Croc.
Croc pokes the belly: Fat
Rocks: Listen here you lil shit-
Rocks wouldn't call baby Croc a little shit. Probably.
(I was scrolling through my inbox and saw this, so here's a little doodle~)
So, is trauma part of the Monkey D Family? Is it their Rite of Passage or something? Like sheesh! Look at them (gestures to Ace, Sabo, Luffy, and Kite)!
. . . Oh lord, we gotta protect Dulci! 😱
Ah, it seems that way X'D Dragon and Crocodile probably wanted to avoid that by not associating with them publicly (i.e. telling Luffy not to blurt out who his parents are) but alas, they seem to be predestined for this.
Dulcinea probably benefits from being a couple of years younger than the others - she "missed" the burning of Grey Terminal and she wasn't watching the Marineford life stream. She's pretty carefree and well protected.
These kids and their chaos are gonna be the death of Crocodile and Dragon’s well-being
(EXPLOSION!)
Crocodile: LUFFY! NO! 😡
Luffy standing right next to him: What? 🍖😐
Crocodile: Sorry, force of habit 😅. DULCINEA NO! 😱
X'D
I love the idea that if it's not Luffy blowing things up, it's gonna be Dulcinea!
For the AUs with Papadile, and I just remembered something: Ace was in Arabasta before he left to go hunt down Teach. . . and then I thinking, would Ace and Sabo know that Crocodile LITERALLY IMPALED LUFFY WITH HIS HOOK LIKE A FLIPPING FISH?! Is that something Luffy would bring up?
Crocodile: When was the last time you actually made a plan and followed through with it?
Luffy: 🤔 I think it was some time after you impaled me back in Arabasta. But then where’s the fun in that?
Ace and Sabo: HE WHAT?!!
Like geez, what happened to just grounding him?!
In Crocodile's defense in the AUs where he's parenting these three kids, there's not going to be any impaling! I tend to go with the idea that he only does the impaling if he doesn't know who Luffy is (or if he'd be indifferent to him even if he knew he was his blood. But I don't see that happening in an AU where he actually raised him!)
But regarding the question of Ace being in Alabasta. That's something I'm still trying to figure out in Stinky Child AU because of course Ace would meet Luffy and maybe give him a reminder that Crocodile was a pirate, not the same kind of pirate Luffy aimed to be. So if they met here, if Luffy interfered with whatever Crocodile was doing, Crocodile would have to answer. And Luffy doesn't know Crocodile as anything else but his parent. He's got to be careful even though they both know Crocodile wouldn't be able to truly put Luffy in danger.
But would Ace go see Crocodile? Wearing WB's mark proudly on his back even as he defies his orders by going after Teach? I'm sure he expects a lecture. Is he brave enough to face it? X'D
Random funny thought, based on a true experience
Baby Luffy having gone through many brands of baby formula because of health reasons and is finally, happily, content with the most expensive hard to find brand of formula in all the world.
And it doesn’t help that he eats a lot.
Garp: That’s a good boy. You know how to head for the high quality stuff, don’t you? Only the best for the best!
Dragon in the background nearly having a heart attack over the grocery bill for one average sized can of formula (seriously that stuff is expensive!)
Monkey on Monkey violence X3
A funny idea to lift your spirits
Crocodile, heavily pregnant, pokes at his stomach: Hey brat. This is your landlord speaking, you are overdue. Do you hear me? Way overdue. So, either you leave or I’ll force you out, the choice is yours.
Baby belly kick
Crocodile: . . . You make a compelling argument. Out of generosity, I’ll give you three days to get your affairs in order.
;w; ♥♥ That's very cute!
The baby must be Luffy, considering how he is working on his own schedule! Haha!
Luffy sees Buggy Baby Jr: ಠ_ಠ
On one hand, he’s gonna be the best bug brother! On the other hand. . . Luffy don’t throw hands with the child plz. The baby is too strong for you to handle.
X'D
I don't think Luffy dislikes Buggy so much that he's going to make it Buggy Jr's problem. But he would still be always pissed off that Crocodile had Buggy's baby X'D Why Buggy? Couldn't he have done it with Shanks?!
(Maybe if Luffy annoys him too much, Crocodile will start to answer his accusations with TMI explanations. How he came to have sex with Buggy, how it was, how he'd rate his technique compared to Luffy's dad, how bad of a lay a perpetually drunk guy like Shanks would be, etc. Luffy's gonna have to develop a high tolerance to Crocodile's weaponized parental TMIs and figure out counter arguments if he wants to push his "get a Shanks baby sibling" agenda.)
Dragon: I lost the kids! 😱
Croc: . . . (Removes his coat, gives it a hefty shake, the toddlers pop right out like little fleas before jumping back into the coat)
What? It’s cold. Crocodile coat is nice and comfy.
Dragon: . . . How many kids you got in there? 🤨
Crocodile: ... normal amount.
*gigglesnort*
