#n edenson

[vindowsxp]

one just for you champ. jeanette, therese, velvet velour

you people are too invested in my thoughts on the twins, but all right, let’s see if including velour changes anything... nah, still fuck jeanette, kill therese, and marry velvet. don’t tell her i said that, though, she might take it seriously.

[vindowsxp]

you're pretty nice looking in a conventional way as a Torrie, at least.

yeah, yeah, whatever. don’t expect me to go jumping for joy or anything. i literally had to take a selfie to see what i looked like, ‘cause i don’t have a mirror around here. i feel like a damn torry already, yuck.

[vindowsxp]

hey what are your ships bertram. inquiring minds need to know

oh, you know me, i’ve got a whole chart, sorted by color and quadrant. i’m keeping it on the down-low though. wouldn’t want to spoil it when i turn out to be totally right all along.