certified nasty dude

bertram tung, santa monica. don't call me; i'll call you.

[vindowsxp]

i’ve been fine, by the way. thanks for asking.

[normaltremere]

bertram you're a big boy. if you were les competent more people would worry.

[vindowsxp]

yeah, but i wouldn’t have complained about a christmas card or something. hey, at least blondie turned up, right?

[vindowsxp]

i’ve been fine, by the way. thanks for asking.

[cagegory5oraclemoemant]

HI i tthrew up

[vindowsxp]

yeah, she can have that effect on people.

[zinfandelprince]

i’m sorry this is just not fitting into my worldview.

[vindowsxp]

i hear jeanette had something to fit into HIS worldview, if that explains anything for you.

[asylumisolated]

awww bertie thank you for taking the time to explain <3 aren't you so precious!

[vindowsxp]

yeah, yeah, ain’t i just. go have fun, sweetheart.

[vindowsxp]

i’ve been fine, by the way. thanks for asking.

[vindowsxp]

allegedly, that is. who knows? maybe it’s all part of the big conspiracy to convince random ghouls that we fuck. or don’t fuck. whatever.

[zinfandelprince]

i’m sorry this is just not fitting into my worldview.

[vindowsxp]

i hear jeanette had something to fit into HIS worldview, if that explains anything for you.

[parakeet]

[256gb]

you look like if i double clicked on you it would open internet explorer 6

[256gb]

[birf]

nosferatu moodboard

[everything-starstuff]

[valtsv]

sewer thing summer

[arhelius]

[memeclassheroes]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

[kazuhiramiller]

[inthetags]

reblog and put nothing in the tags. suffer and die

[hungwy]

i am asleep as i type this, which is why you and i are different