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[vindowsxp]

You play Bertram very well! Every response is surprisingly witty :)

((thank you! he’s one of my favorites, so i really enjoy writing him. hoping to use this blog more actively going forward!))

[vindowsxp]

why you dont live with the rest of the nossies in the sewers? they kicked you out or something?

well, there’s only one nosferatu in santa monica and that’s me. if you mean the hollywood warrens, well, you know those guys. would YOU want to live with them? no offense to gary and his kids, but i work better when i have my own space.

[vindowsxp]

do you have any ships you ARE at liberty to reveal - shortcake

nah, i wouldn’t want to embarrass anybody—not without getting anything out of it, anyway. i will say though, the web of moirallegiances around here is getting sickeningly sweet. i thought kindred weren’t supposed to have besties, but you and your pals just can’t stop making friends, huh?

[vindowsxp]

you're pretty nice looking in a conventional way as a Torrie, at least.

yeah, yeah, whatever. don’t expect me to go jumping for joy or anything. i literally had to take a selfie to see what i looked like, ‘cause i don’t have a mirror around here. i feel like a damn torry already, yuck.

[vindowsxp]

whataburger fryer rat looking ass

[vindowsxp]

ever play the sims 2?

sims city or nothing, baby.

[vindowsxp]

Please post your 2012 kin list im begging you

okay this is getting out of hand and i really don’t want good old gary to get curious enough to go digging. if anyone can find information that literally doesn’t exist anymore, it’s him.

i didn’t kin anybody. i do still have a pair of these laying around, though.

[vindowsxp]

Mr. Tong.... I mean Bertram! Your nose ring looks like a door knocker! And it really adds a lot of flare to your face... which is silly! You have a silly face... full knowledge and secrets!

this is actually the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about my face. you’re not too good at this game, are ya, kid?