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[lhrry]

had my apology engraved my faith will never die this time??????????

[curiosity-killed]

one of my professors emailed me at like 6 AM to ask for my resume, did not provide any explanation of why, and asked that it be sent by tomorrow at the latest

[ask-chef-teruteru]

Yo could I get the despair D I C K on the menu?

“Well, I don’t plan on goin’ back into despair ever again, so... (Un?)fortunately the original recipe dick will be the only one I can get serve up to y’all. But... Always leads to satisfied customers!”

[birdyb00]

You're a furry - a fellow furry

this just pissed me off so much that it made my soul leave my body and now its going to try and find you

[awkwardartistsunite]

WOAH LOO K A NEW OC

the name’s pip!

[cbrosa-archived]

the very first fuckboys life brought me were the nü metal skater bois during my elementary school days.

[heartfell]

                      “ why is a bridge troll talking to Shiro ? ”

[ameliatheaustralian]

you're pregnant

WOW that’s one way to find out