i think mcr tumblr should be aware of the fact that there is a tv show set in Gore (small town in New Zealand) where the main character is outed as gay when everyone finds a fanfiction he wrote.. and the ship is Gerard Way and Ashton Kutcher and there are tonnes of brokeback mountain references and it's genuinely so funny i beg yall to watch it
it's called n00b PLEASE look into it it's very short and worth your time
But since I'm so nice here's the first scene in the next chapter ;D
WhatsApp Group: KILL ME
Members: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter
Chat Resumed: Saturday 12th October 2019, 11:21 a.m.
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James Potter: am i a bad person?
Remus Lupin: What?
James Potter: because i think i might be
i dunno
i think i might be
Remus Lupin: What's brought this on?
Sirius Black: I just woke up, where the fuck are you?
James Potter: still in kingston
i was drinking last night so i slept on pip's sofa
mum knows
Sirius Black: Oh right, your new best mate
Personal independence payment
James Potter: i'm asking a serious question here
Remus Lupin: Do you genuinely think you could be a bad person or are you just hungover?
Sirius Black: You should plant him in the ground
See if a tree grows out of his arsehole
James Potter: i'm not hungover
i mean i am
but that's not why
i think i've done a bad thing
Remus Lupin: What have you done?
James Potter: well
right
remember that girl lily
the one i told you about on wednesday?
Remus Lupin: The one who triggered the emotional collapse, yeah.
James Potter: yeah her
so she was at the party last night
and
well
Remus Lupin: She's not tied up in the boot of your car, is she?
James Potter: WTF NO
OF COURSE NOT
Sirius Black: Jesus, Remus
James Potter: AS IF I WOULD EVER
Sirius Black: As if James would risk using the car drunk
James Potter: right yeah because that's the part that would pose a moral quandary sirius
abducting a woman is fine but god forbid i SCRATCH THE MERCEDES
Sirius Black: It's an expensive Mercedes
Remus Lupin: They say you never know what a person's capable of doing when they reach their breaking point until they reach it.
James Potter: i don't like what that psychology course is doing to you remus
Remus Lupin: My psychology course is mostly statistics, that was just an observation.
James Potter: i'm gonna reach my breaking point any minute
Sirius Black: That's too bad maybe Pip can help
James Potter: STOP being jealous of pip you CHILD
Remus Lupin: Alright, I'll stop teasing.
What did you do to upset her?
Sirius Black: She probably saw the boner this time and got offended
James Potter: actually there WAS a boner and she DIDN'T get offended because if she HAD been offended i'm pretty sure she wouldn't have snogged me in a cupboard for two hours, would she?
Remus Lupin: You snogged her in a cupboard?
James Potter: well not JUST in the cupboard
in the kitchen first
and then in the cupboard
then on the sofa for a bit, but then her friend took her home
Remus Lupin: And this is the girl who you fucked up with so badly that you were calling for your own death?
James Potter: yeah
but
apparently she was into it
Sirius Black: Typical
James Potter: what does THAT mean?
Sirius Black: It means that even when you cock up it turns good
It's like you were blessed by Ganesha at birth
James Potter: that makes no sense why would i be blessed by a hindu god at birth when i'm greek?
James Potter: see YOU'VE always understood me remus
anyway
i kissed her
Sirius Black: Sound
How was it?
James Potter: i tasted heaven and my dna has been permanently altered and i think i'm addicted to her now so yeah
no big deal
clearly i'm very cool about it
Remus Lupin: I think you mean to say that you tasted Elysium, baklava boy.
James Potter: you know what remus you are right and i thank you for holding me to a higher standard
i am a son of zeus after all
Remus Lupin: Anyway, this all sounds good so far, so when did the bad thing happen?
James Potter: i literally just told you
Remus Lupin: I don't think you can reasonably blame yourself for Zeus's behaviour, mate.
James Potter: no i mean the kissing
lily
i kissed her
for a really long time
Remus Lupin: And that's bad because??
James Potter: because i also have feelings for josie???
but i kissed lily
a LOT
Sirius Black: For fuck's sake
Remus Lupin: I'm still not seeing what the problem is?
James Potter: how can i like one girl and kiss another remus?
i've spent my whole life thinking i was just like my dad and that i'd be a one woman man forever but then i broke georgia's heart because i had feelings for josie
Remus Lupin: But you didn't know you had feelings for Josie.
James Potter: right but NOW i do!
so i'm not supposed to be ABLE to meet another girl and ALSO feel
very strongly drawn
to her
that's not right
but i did and i do and i kissed her and i WILL kiss her again and i'll KEEP doing it until she gets sick of me which is inevitable but let's not focus on that part yet
because
the way i feel around her
it's like i'm all charged up and my whole body's pointless if it's not touching hers somehow
i need her
Sirius Black: You need to get your end wet and you're being dramatic about it, that's all this is
James Potter: NO
no you don't understand
i've had girlfriends before, i've fancied girls before, i've spent the last four to five years getting inconvenient boners in a stiff breeze i KNOW how that feels and this is different
SHE'S different
i NEED her
i was not thinking of josie AT ALL last night
and now it's like i've woken up and i'm like HOW can i be a good boyfriend to anyone if i'm capable of being this way??
Sirius Black: Yeah, except you're not Josie's boyfriend, are you?
James Potter: that's not the point
Sirius Black: You don't HAVE a point, you're single and Josie's never going to get together with you anyway
Why the fuck shouldn't you get off with some fit girl if you're both into it?
Remus Lupin: Yeah, mate, this really isn't an issue.
James Potter: but YOU don't really think that
Remus Lupin: What do you mean?
James Potter: on wednesday when i said that nothing was happening with josie or lily you said "of course there is it's YOU we're talking about"
like you were expecting me to try to get involved with two different girls at the same time
so is that who i am?
some wannabe two-timing prick??
has that been obvious to everyone but me this whole time?
Remus Lupin: Jesus Christ, James, that is CATEGORICALLY not what I meant.
If that's what you thought I was saying, I'm very sorry that I didn't make it clearer to you, but also a bit annoyed that you went about your day assuming I'd have that opinion instead of talking to me about it.
I'd never think that about you. You're the most loyal person I know.
James Potter: so what did you mean?
Remus Lupin: I meant that of course YOU would be the one who wound up living in a rom com, you dozy tart.
James Potter: what???
i'm not in a rom com??
Sirius Black: Yeah you are
James Potter: i'm NOT??
Remus Lupin: You are, mate.
It was always going to be you.
Short of having you lobotomised, there would have been nothing we could do to keep it from happening.
Sirius Black: There's no point in even trying to give you advice either
James Potter: why?? because i'll cock it all up regardless???
Sirius Black: Because you're in a rom-com you daft prick
So it'll all sort itself out before the end credits
James Potter: so basically you're no help at all and i'm doomed to open a small travel bookshop and live with rhys fucking ifans for the rest of my life
Remus Lupin: I don't think a small travel bookshop would be a sound investment in this day and age, if I'm honest.
James Potter: thanks that's really comforting
Sirius Black: I'm hungry
Let's go to Eggbreak and get a moza toastie
That'll cheer you up
James Potter: i'd have to drive back first
Sirius Black: So drive back, I can wait a bit
James Potter: yeah alright, i'll leave in a minute
Sirius Black: You coming, Remus?
Remus Lupin: Yeah, why not?
Pub after?
Sirius Black: Yeah let's be unpredictable for a change
I originally drew this for another creator but they haven't responded to it at all sadly. But if you could, could you make something similar in your own style?
