Bucchigiri?! Headcanons: How would they be on Social Media?
Welcome back! Let's go over how our beloved characters would be on their social media accounts/online "public figures". Mainly on TIK TOK but it applies to all other platforms as well.
TOMOSHIBI ARAJIN
Gooner Incel
ASAMINE MATAKARA
Mukbanger who never gains weight
Loves Tik Tok dances/challenges (& goes viral for it)
shows his Martial art/gymnastic practice online
Justice for Palestine, Congo, etc.
DOMAN KENICHIRO
hotep leader with large cult following (idk how because he dont talk much)
ZABU KAKERU
Tik tok beat maker
Livestreams himself playing video games
Have rants about legits topics but gets turned into a joke/meme
does skits with komao from time to time
caught that dude dancing ONE TIME and now its a meme and not a going anywhere anytime soon
Proffessional hater of the 2009-2013 era memes
SAKIGAKE KOMAO
Japanese Maya Winky
JIN MARITO
Unhinged Fashion dude who always has the juiciest story times
Got banned 3 times already
"I'm at your house! COME OUTSIDE!" (live streaming in front of his enemies house a 3:00AM
Got into a car crash during a live stream (he was driving recklessly anyway). not only walk out without a scratch but got a new car the week after
Casually reveals a humongous cash flow (yeah i own Clip Studio Paint...)
Wishes more people would have "beef" with him or got into more scandals
"I was invited to an influencer event and it was BORIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!!"
JIN MAHORO
Internet Pick Me
Argues in favour of the alpha male idology because she really belives it and thinks it applies to her brother
AO3 soldier
Tumblr soldier
Cosplay Hobby-ist (making a lot of money from it cause of her large simp audience, they're cave dwellers btw)
OUTA TAHIDE
There's not much going on with his account but has a massive following
Work out routines & OOTD
goes live and answer quesitons in the chat (dont talk much)
Legit model or back up dancer
you dont know much about him in general
the suspected face censored buffy dude that appears in Marito's videos from time to time
JABASHIRI NAGARE
Gym Vlog
sitting in his car having the most insane/unhinged talks/takes in the world (if you overlook the profanities he is making sense a lot of times)
always get caught going back and forth with randos online
testing/reviews food in his car
WAIT HOW DID YOU AFFORD TO BUY A LUXURY CAR LIKE THAT?!
Will sometimes watch/look up what people recommend him in the comments or dm and ALWAYS REGRETS IT.
HAGURE TATSUTO
Social Commentary/Gossip
K-pop/jpop fan
Tik tok dances with my roomate/boyfriend (It's Jabashiri)
Talent hosting Lives
loves to answers questions in the comments and very active with his followers
love to rank music, media, food, and anything with his roomate/boyfriend
"come with me to go fry my hair with hairdye ANOTHER TIME"
"Let's make a bento for my roommate/boyfriend..."
SHINDO AKUTARO
Japanese Toni Fitness
Skinny Tok President and prolific scammer
Showcases his whipping skills online
Had monumental mental breakdown during a live stream before vanishing from all online spaces, nobody know what he is up to now.
