#naddiyah

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Naddiyah: C'mon, we're friends! Friends help each other steal stuff! That's how it works!

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"The best way to survive a firefight is to be elsewhere when your enemy starts one."

Naddiyah

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Naddiyah: Why does everyone always assume the worst in me?

Nora: It saves time.

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Doors are for people with no imagination.

Naddiyah

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People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's shouting 'what the fuck that's illegal' or 'you can't do that' let me talk dear god

Naddiyah

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Lark's Uncle: Well, well! Naddiyah! What brings you here?

Naddiyah: Outta the way, bud. I'm here to talk to Lark.

Lark's Uncle: Well, I haven't seen the boy around. But as long as you're here, you simply must come in for coffee!

Naddiyah: I don't think...

Lark's Uncle: (cutting him off) Ah, ah, it's imported - all the way from Colombia!

Naddiyah: Wow. I went to jail there once!

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Tarek is boarding up windows

Naddiyah: Tarek, what are you doing?

Tarek: Zombies are everywhere! Lock the doors! Get an axe.

Naddiyah: Man, zombies are great, but they're in movies, they're on tv, they've even got children's books about them.

Tarek: Exactly! They've infected every form of media! IT'S TIME TO MAKE A STAND! THIS COLLECTIVE WILL REMAIN ZOMBIE-FREE!

*Anita walks in, trailing several zombies behind her*

Naddiyah: Oh, great. Zombie blog.

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Naddiyah: Well, it's like my uncle said: "you should try everything once."

Tarek: ...isn't your uncle in jail?