what was my muses last sent texts yours?
to sexy ass fuck baby buttercup 🥺🍄 [ 4:41 am ] — SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss. (laughs) Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK’S HOME
MAN1 Think it’s in there?
what was my muses last snapchat to yours?
what my muse saved your number as?
sexy ass fuck baby buttercup 🥺🍄
what contact photo my muse has set for yours?
what ringtone my muse has set for yours?
how many times my muse has called your this week?
she facetimes her every 10 minutes
how many calls has my muse missed from yours?
not at all, she’ll even answer during work and im sure nadia knows not to call her while she’s sleeping