#nah lmao

[softestevie]

Murray: So, Eddie… how was the pull out?

Eddie: I didn’t.

Murray: Didn’t what?

Eddie: Pull out.

Steve, chokes: Umm hahah Eddie just meant he didn’t uhh pull out the sof—

Eddie: Nah, I didn’t pull out from Steve.

Steve: —EDDIE!!!???

Murray: That’s more like it.

[everything-is-as-it-was]

“You thought you were getting my hand? I got yours, bitch!”

In MARRIAGE???

[etoilesfantome]

very important headcanon: verso has chest and belly hair, thanks for coming to my ted talk

[rukia-writes]

Hercules and Ares first day on a job in the human world:

[jmkho]

CUE TO VIOLIN

[fatestouch]

@soullphrase replied to your post:

Lucien visibly frowned, his arms folded neatly across his chest. Why in hell did Juno have to be this insufferable? "Absolutely none of those, you brat." The vampire gave a huff, eyes narrowed in the other's direction.

"Oh, but you have to pick one, Lucien. Otherwise, whatever am I going to call you? Just calling you by your plain name is boring!" Oh, that frown of the other vampire's was perfect. There was a certain joy that Juno got from annoying Lucien like this. "So? If you don't pick your favorite, I'll pick one for you."

[socksnstuff00]

I bet it’s hardtchill. They always mess up loose and lose.

😳 are you haunting my blog @hardtchill ? 😂😂😂

[enamoured-x]

pablo schreiber is literally 5 minutes away from me rn...