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Cosmic Brownies + Work Glove= Infinity Gauntlet

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Start new job next week! Very happy!

The need to find another human being to share one's life with, has always puzzled me. Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself...

Dr Sheldon Cooper

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hello i am mononucle-isis, the egyptian goddess of fatigue

How the Dinosaurs Really Died.

Best Friend: Is it weird that I thought that at first glance, a woman doing yoga was a dinosaur? Like those little ones.

Me: Dinosaurs don't do yoga silly.

BF: Maybe if they did, they wouldn't have gone extinct because of their little arms.

Me: Like really. Why would god invent a creature that can't touch it's own face??

BF: They probably died from itches on their noses, not hit by a deadly comet that kicked up thousands of years of unstable and highly toxic gas.

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