Bangtan Boys Masterlist
Alternative Universe
Away from keyboard — 10k
JK [3:21] hhyung do you remember my rants about rm’s thighs???? i was NOT exaggerating. Suga [4:02] We haven’t talked in years and this is how you start ? OR When Jungkook drunkenly texts an old online friend with whom he lost contact years ago, he quickly realizes Suga's situation isn't all that different to his own... and oddly similar to one of his coworkers at the company…
Beta Tau Sigma — 123k
A collection of events occurring within (and without) the walls of the Beta Tau Sigma fraternity house. At Beta Tau Sigma, there are only a few rules: 1) have a declared major in the College of Music; 2) keep your GPA above a 3.4; 3) don't let Taehyung into the liquor cabinet; 4) don't fuck up with Kim Seokjin. The rest is all fine print.
Bittersweet in your mouth (can you stomach the doubt) — 19k
it's no wonder they could never move on from each other or: toxic exes!jinkook
Caught in a Lie — 52k
After his first ever breakup, 17-year-old alpha Jimin, goes to a bar, using a fake ID that says he’s 23. There he meets a captivating omega named Yoongi. He falls for him on the spot. They go home together and have a wild night that turns into a relationship. Only problem? Jimin is still lying to the 25-year-old about his age. Yoongi finds out and decides to take a break until Jimin turns 18. However, the day before Jimin’s 18th birthday, Yoongi discovers he’s pregnant. He battles with his friends on what to do regarding Jimin. Does he tell the 18-year-old he’s going to be a dad? Or does he hide it from him so the alpha can live his life?
Crazy For Myself — 26k
After trying to kill his ex-boyfriend, Jimin was sure that he escaped the consequences years ago. But three years later on the day it happened, Jimin hears a familiar whistle outside his window, and the consequences are worse than the courtrooms. Or What happens when two red flags meet?
The Heist — 34k
Jeongguk loads his gun again, pointing it at Jimin, “I’m not going to tell you twice.” “You’re seriously doing this to me?” Jimin whines, “do you have any idea how much ass-kissing I had to do to even get this promotion?! I had to show Manager Yang my nipples! Do you know how gross that guy is?” “We can do this the easy way or the hard way.” “You’re really going to let Minjun get the promotion over me? Minjun?!” “Hard way it is.” - Park Jimin can safely say that he is at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to luck in life. When he thinks his luck can’t get any worse, on the day of his big promotion he gets caught up in a bank robbery, kidnapped and held hostage. But as it turns out, being kidnapped by Jeon Jeongguk might just be the luckiest thing to ever happen to him.
I Know You — 10k
Meeting Bunny09097 was a light at the end of a very frustratingly long tunnel when it came to Yoongi's romantic endeavours. But when the boy on the other side of the screen ends up being one of his students, Yoongi finds himself at a crossroads.
Just your type — 25k
“it’s not a cult,” Taehyung says. “it’s not a cult,” Jimin agrees. “but it’s not not a cult." “it’s probably a cult,” Seokjin says. “look, hyung,” Hoseok says. “either you beat the odds, and date jungkookie for life…” “…or you end up one of us,” Jimin finishes. “either way, welcome to the cult.” Seokjin says.
Only think about him on the weekends (and the weekdays) — 4.9k
“So what you’re telling me,” taehyung says slowly, bringing his knees up so he can prop his elbows on them and steeple his fingers in front of his face, “is that you found a cool coffee shop with great coffee and snacks, that’s staffed entirely by incredibly and eccentrically attractive individuals, and they collectively not only housed, nourished, and educated you for a day completely unprovoked, but also held your hand and gave you money? and you’re in love with … only one of them?”
One Light — 7.6k
Jeon Jungkook shouldn't have left his home that night, he shouldn't have. Because doing so caused a certain alpha to catch sight of him. And even if he doesn't want it, the omega now belongs to Kim Namjoon.
Never too busy for you — 10k
“I needed to get out of the studio. It started to feel suffocating in there.” “You’ve been working hard,” Yoongi’s voice is soft, gentle. He means it. “It’s good to see your friends.” Namjoon pauses before he says: “They asked about you.” “Still thinking I’m not real?” “It’s because you’re too good to be truth, hyungie.” “Oh, shut up Kim Namjoon.” (or namjoon has been dating yoongi for eight months. his friends still do not know him so they think he is lying. he is not.)
Say my name (and everything just stops) — 10k
Jungkook starts working at Namjoon's company. To everyone else, they're strangers, but they come home to the same bed.
Serendipity (we bloom more as it aches) — 12k
Jungkook is smart for his age. He knows this. His Daddy said so. He can see things beyond the mask and hear the truth under lies. It scares his Appa how smart he is that Jungkook decides to stay quiet with his observations. “Heeyeon nana,” he whispers over his nanny’s story. They were reading The Great Gilly Hopkins that Jungkook got from his Uncle Namjoon. Heeyeon smiles at him, tucking the boy in her arms. “Yes, Kookie?” “Do Daddy and Appa love each other?” he innocently asks. Heeyeon still has the smile but Jungkook could see the confusion swimming in her eyes. “Why yes, of course.” That is a lie. Like the marriage photos of his parents in the living room or the family picture they took during Jungkook’s first birthday. Everything is a lie and for the first time, Jungkook realizes that he is not the only one staying quiet with their observations. Or in which Jungkook discovers that his parents were in an arranged marriage.
Somewhere you can meet me — 25k
And Jungkook and Taehyung can say what they want, show him as many videos and make him listen to as many songs as they like, but the truth of the matter is that Seokjin’s opinion is not uninformed and that SUGA and his bad-boy-anarchist-rap-god image is just not real. Not when Seokjin’s been witness to Yoongi.
Train To Busan — 53k
One seemingly normal Friday morning in Seoul, South Korea, Min Yoongi boards a train with his son in hopes of getting to Busan so the boy can spend his fourth birthday with his mother. Things do not go exactly as planned.
Two Dads (better than none) — 14k
The signs are there, obviously, it almost looks like the stranger is the grown-up version of the boy who is now his son. Taehyung narrows his eyes at the man who gives him a nervous smile. “Are you Kim Taehyung by any chance?” or an au where Taehyung adopts a child, not expecting the real father to be knocking on his door days later, claiming he only found out now his ex had been pregnant.
What’s Done in the Darkness, Luminol Brings to Light — 11k
The trick is not to think about it. But Jimin keeps making messes, and Yoongi keeps cleaning them up.
You give me premature ventricular contractions — 7.2k
Jimin [18:25] I typed your symptoms into google and it says you’re gonna die Jungkook [18:25] welp better write my last will Jimin [18:25] GO! TO! THE! DOCTOR! Jungkook [18:26] I’d rather die or: Jungkook goes to the doctor and meets med student Seokjin.
You should leave him ('cause it really makes me sick) — 14k
Me [6:59 PM] hey this is really random but is seokjin hyung single namjoon hyungie [7:00 PM] What? No He has a boyfriend Me [7:00 PM] damn that's so annoying i hope his boyfriend dies
AU - Famous
A piece only shared by you and me — 17k
Suddenly the usher is moving Jungkook to the front of the queue and sending him right into RM’s line of sight. “Hi there,” he says, and his deep, deep voice is everything Jungkook has ever dreamed of. “Wow…thighs,” is somehow what comes out of his mouth, and it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion. Or: Jungkook meets super hot bassist and lyricist extraordinaire RM at a signing. He doesn't expect to see him ever again, but he's been wrong before.
Begin — 90k
Jungkook never thought he'd be one of those omegas that ended up pregnant at sixteen. But then again, he'd never thought that he'd use someone else's ID to sneak into a club either, so perhaps he was full of surprises. He'd always been good. An exemplary student, a stickler for rules, his fathers' pride and joy. And yet, here he was, positive pregnancy test in hand and lying to the man he loved. He should never have allowed Taehyung to convince him to come along that night. But if he hadn't, he wouldn't have met Yoongi. or Jungkook sneaks into a club, falls in love with a rapper, lies about his age, and somehow creates the biggest mess of his life.
Drink up sweet decadence — 5.1k
Idol Jeon Jungkook might be the nation's sweetheart but that doesn't stop the media from calling him the playboy in the streets. Jungkook doesn't mind it. He thinks he's good at sex. Everyone he’s been attracted to has wanted him back. He could get anyone — man or woman — he wanted. And then there's his makeup artist slash stylist. Kim Seokjin. Jungkook wants him, but he doesn't know what he's signing up for.
Famous — 17k
Jimin was Jungkook's first fan. The idol hasn't had him out of his mind since.
Gravity, destiny (lead me) — 30k
Semi-successful singer-songwriter jungkook writes an album about his first love from years ago back in high school, and suddenly, the album hits #1. or, jimin is a barista who is done with the same song being played over and over again at his coffee shop until he notices who the voice singing it belongs to.
Pieces of us — 18k
In which Namjoon is famous, Jimin is not, and destiny doesn't give a shit.
Praise — 18k
Youtuber Jeonsthetic known for their detailed and sexual edits of BTS’ Jeon Jungkook receives a dm from the idol himself. “don’t freak out, but ur edits are AMAZING. Thanks for inflating my ego and being hella cute ; ).” Jeonsthetic aka Park Jimin, has a mental breakdown.
Sunshine Tae — 40k
Jeongguk was born to be a fanboy, it was just luck that made him also a great photographer at the same time of the debut of Moonchildren. He couldn’t say it was only luck that made him fall for Kim Taehyung, the band's vocalist.
Up in the Air — 54k
Park Jimin loves his job as a flight attendant for Asiana Airlines – most of the time, at least. His latest segment gets off to an inauspicious start when he has to yell at the jerk in 1C who won’t put his laptop away. He’s not going to let that bring him down to earth, though – not when tickets for JK’s finale concert in Seoul finally go on sale tomorrow. The prospect of seeing his idol in person again is enough to get Jimin through anything – even entitled first-class passengers with bad attitudes and far-too-charming dimples.
Why are penguins so popular on the internet? — 2.2k
unknown: have u thought abt ur crimes yoongi: WHAT CRIMES??????????? unknown: punishment is coming for ppl like u OR: jeon jungkook logs back into his club penguin account after 15 years and remembers the asshole middle schooler named Min Yoongi who had stole a bunch of elementary schooler’s club penguin passwords with the promise of getting them rich and never went through with it Jungkook gets his number from a mutual classmate and gives the man a piece of his mind- not knowing that Min Yoongi is now a famous rapper
You shouldn't give it to me (good like that) — 31k
opposites in the eyes of the media, but a perfect match in each other's arms. or: supermodel!jk x rockstar!jin
AU - Fantasy
Aureus — 22k
Omega prince Taehyung runs away from his kingdom to find a home on Golden, a pirate ship led by the alpha, Jeon Jungkook.
Bloom bravely into me — 41k
In a world where the two species rarely get along, Seokjin is the only human living within a witch district. Despite the hatred he's shown, he stays there for the sake of his 4 year old son Jimin, who's just beginning to grow into his magic. Jeongguk is the green witch who moves in next door. To Seokjin's surprise, he isn't violent, or vicious, or foul. Quite the opposite, in fact. When Seokjin has nobody else to turn to, Jeongguk plants his roots right in the middle of their family of two, and despite himself, Seokjin falls. ❀ Sometimes, when he looked at Jeongguk, Seokjin felt like he was the edges of a galaxy. An always-expanding thing, filled to the brim with things that might never be found, might never be named. He still didn't know if this was a good feeling, or not.
Can't see me loving nobody but you — 9.2k
Taehyung doesn't believe in witchcraft, so he doesn't really give it too much thought when a supposed witch offers to break a "love-binding spell" he's under. He agrees because he knows nothing will happen. Then he gets home, and is baffled to realize he doesn't feel an ounce of the all-consuming love he used to feel towards his husband Jungkook.
Distant Shores — 63k
Kim Seokjin somehow time travels to the 19th century and lands on the deck of Serendipity, the vessel of the most famous and feared pirate crew, commandeered by the ruthless and cold pirate lord, Taehyung.
The Dragon Kings — 59k
Jungkook is a Dragon King on the verge of destroying the Mortal Kingdom, but the human king agrees to form an alliance by marrying him off with his heir—except he deceives him by marrying him to his bastard son, Taehyung, instead. Or A story where an illegitimate son— even while hidden away in the outskirts of the Mortal Kingdom— was always meant to be a dragon king.
God in Love — 4.3k
Namjoon leaves a book at Taehyung and Jimin's apartment and out of curiosity Taehyung decides to read it. Suddenly he's obsessed over finding out more about this God of Love named Jeon Jeongguk that seems to have been forgotten in time.
His own strange altar — 27k
So it's not that Jimin enjoys hurting people, not like V. It's just that he can't say that he ever regrets it when he does. Park Jimin is a supervillain. One night, after a particularly strange battle, his husband goes missing.
In this blue light — 20k
For a second, the dragon looks as though it's going to bump its head against Jimin’s palm, giving him the chance to graze his fingers over its glinting scales. But then the second is over, and the dragon snorts instead, warm smoke coming out of its nostrils and blowing Jimin’s hair back. Then it turns around and goes back into its cave, leaving Jimin standing there and feeling like an idiot. Taehyung appears by his shoulder seconds later, whistling lowly. “Well, that didn’t work. No worries though, Jimin! I’m going to find another way to get my necklace back. Sorry for dragging you all the way out here.” Jimin says, “It laughed at me.” Taehyung blinks. “What?” “Taehyung, that dragon bastard laughed at me.” [or: taehyung asks jimin to help him get his necklace back from a dragon. it gets personal.]
Let the light in — 65k
There is magic in the world, but for years Jungkook has shied away from his gift. (It's intrusive, unwelcome, dangerous.) Now, he's in New York City, battling loneliness and a college course he hates. Until on one particularly bad day, he turns down a side street in East Village and his life changes forever. (Or: six boys run a magical emporium together and Jeon Jungkook is looking for a place to belong.)
The Second Sun, the Lonely Moon — 180k
They say King Kim is the deadliest pirate to ever terrorize the Known Oceans. They say the obsidian flag he flies is an omen of death, his onyx sword a premonition for the final darkness of never ending slumber. They say he walks amongst the ghosts he kills and wherever he sails, Death follows him as an old friend. Some say he is a man cursed, some say he is not a man at all. On the edge of the deepest night, on an island left off the maps, with whispers of mutiny in the air, the notorious King Kim disappears. Taehyung is a man who does not exist at all. One spring day, he steps aboard a ship captained by none other than Jeon Jungkook, the Siren of the Seven Seas.
Talk so pretty (but your heart got teeth) — 24k as the saying goes: keep your enemies closer. or: enemies with benefits to lovers alpha!jin x vamp!koo
Tinkerbell — 2.2K
"Stay away from fairies" Yoongi had said multiple times, insistent that "they're the most dangerous of them all because they don't look dangerous, but they're sinister, and manipulative, and have no moral compass. they could hurt you really badly if you're not careful."
Wisteria — 94k
Omega Jimin has spent his entire life in complete isolation. His family and pack fear his special ability, but at the same time, they want to take full advantage of it. With his wonderful voice, singing, he is able to heal every wound, even if he himself suffers and feels pain because of it. The only thing Jimin dreams of is freedom and love, so when the opportunity finally presents itself, he runs away. Wandering through the dark, cold forest, Jimin is frostbitten, hungry and, to top it off, has twisted his ankle. When least expected, he is found by a group of Alpha hunters from Jeon pack. When he is brought in front of Head Alpha Jeongguk, he doesn't know his life is about to change forever.
AU - Soulmates
40,000 feet in the sky, I found you — 8.4k
Jeon Jeongguk hated flying. So much so that when he was forced to board a flight to save his job, he did the only thing he could think of to not have a heart attack; he reached out to his soulmate for the first time in his life.
A silent voice — 23k
“How do you know he doesn’t want you?” “How do I— Kim Taehyung, do you hear yourself? We’ve been over this. Min Yoongi, rapper, idol, outrageously attractive”—Taehyung tries to insert some commentary here, which Jimin pointedly ignores—“plus Park Jimin, penniless, directionless, GPA barely high enough to stay enrolled, equals no relationship potential.”
Black Cat — 55k
"Jimin, they’re your soulmate. They’ll love you regardless. They’re not going to care about your Min Yoongi obsession. I promise.”
Once Upon A Dream — 17k
“Somebody once promised they’d find you, and that they’ll love you more than they already do,” Yoongi murmurs, a smile on his lips when recognition sparks in Jimin’s eyes, “somebody once promised they’d ask you to be theirs when they can finally do so again.” Jimin doesn’t say anything—just leans into Yoongi’s touch, that same shy smile Yoongi has grown to love still on his face. “Be mine, Park Jimin?”
Patch me up, baby — 95k
In a world where the moment your soulmate says their full name to you, it appears on your chest, right above your heart; when a beat up stranger turns up at Jimin’s door one night, he doesn’t expect it to become a routine for him to mend his wounds. And he most certainly doesn’t expect to be soulmates with the heir to the biggest mob in Seoul.
Family Feels
Found You — 53k
“So, does this mean we’re not strangers anymore?” he asks and predictably the boy nods his head. “Because you know my favourite colour?” The boy, Kookie, looks a little like a bobble head with the way he’s nodding so much. “Bananas are yellow.” “They are,” approves Jimin. “It’s nice to meet you, Kookie, I’m Jimin by the way.” “Jimin-ssi likes yellow,” Kookie responds. “He’s not a stranger.” (OR: Jimin comes to adore a little boy at his husband’s school who is in serious need of some tender love and care.)
The Gift of You — 161k
Jin’s life is changed for the better when he becomes a certified foster father. Parenting has its ups and downs, but the loving family he builds along the way makes it all worth it. Or: Jin becomes the father of five children and meets the love of his life.
Three Knocks and a Ding of a Bell — 144k
Kim Seokjin had plans for his life. He had everything all planned out. From Secondary School all the way to when he was supposed to have kids. But life never goes according to plan. Especially not when all it took to change Jin's life was three knocks and a ding of a bell. And just like that, Jin had a baby in his arms that was now his. Or, Single parent Jin who is just trying to survive ft single parent Namjoon who is the CEO of the company Jin works in.
Welcome Home — 36k
Seokjin is used to getting calls from social workers at all hours of the day, but never this late at night. (In which Hoseok loses a mom and gains two dads and four brothers.)
Where's my safe zone? — 6k
Jeon Jungkook has been in the system for years now, convinced no one will ever want him until he meets Kim Namjoon and Kim Seokjin.
Humor
All I Need Is You — 11k
“Well, uh, you see, I’ve been trying to, uh… propose. To Jin-hyung.” “Propose marriage?” Jimin gasps. Yoongi rolls his eyes. “What else would he be proposing?” Namjoon catches the twinge of discomfort in Jungkook’s expression. “So then, why don’t you look happy?” Jungkook huffs, slumping back into his seat. “Because Jin-hyung is so dense sometimes,” he half-whines, half-grumbles. “I’ve been trying to propose to him for weeks, but he hasn’t caught on!" Jimin is gaping at him, Taehyung’s brow is raised. Yoongi looks confused. “What do you mean, you’ve been proposing to him for weeks?” **** OR Jungkook wants to propose to Seokjin, the love of his life. But Seokjin just can't seem to get the memo.
Come here often? — 3.5k
“I’m Seokjin,” he announces. “Oh,” the guy blinks. “I’m Jungkook?” “You sound surprised about that.” “Sorry I’m just not used to ho—guys. People. Talking to me here.” (or, Seokjin and Jungkook meet in the waiting room of the Emergency Department)
It's my boyfriend, isn't he handsome? — 8.5k
The bags of kimchi fell out of Jimin’s hand, his lips parted in utter shock. “A-A…” Jimin breathed. The minty haired boy sitting in his kitchen looked up with an awkward smile. “H-Halmeoni?” He asked breathlessly. “Jimin!” She chirped happily, stirring her tea with bright, unsuspecting eyes. “Look!” She smiled at the boy seated across her who returned a strained smile. “I found your boyfriend!” -- It wasn’t like Jimin was some crazy stalker fan who went around lying to everyone that he was dating renowned rapper Agust D. He just happened to have used a picture of his idol as his lockscreen which his precious grandma saw. He didn't expect his grandmother to have believed him when he had said the rapper was his boyfriend, and he certainly didn't expect her to start crying tears of joy. He wasn’t trying to hurt anyone or lie. He just wanted his grandmother to be happy.
Up all night (to get my luck) — 3.3k
“I just… Did someone in this room not just scream like they were about to be murdered?” “Oh, that,” Taehyung says. “That was Jimin. He saw a spider.”
You're My New Muse — 14k
Mom Sort Of [Today, 8:11 am] THEY'RE GAY AND ONE OF THEM GOES TO YALE AND I SHOWED HIM YOUR PROFILE AND HE SAID UR CUTE SO I GAVE HIM UR NUMBER Me [Today, 8:16 am] MOM YOU CAN'T GIVE MY NUMBER TO A FUCKING STRANGER Mom Sort Of [Today, 8:16 am] YALE.
Romance
An encounter so sweet — 23k
Jimin works at a small coffee shop in a quiet neighborhood, loving the slow life, though some days can get a bit lonely. However, a lovely grandpa becomes a regular. they chat a lot, clicking instantly, the grandpa always saying how he should meet his grandson.
Be My Eyes — 16k
Jimin signs up as a volunteer on the Be My Eyes app. When he helps blind Jungkook with a simple task their conversation turns into so much more...
Band-Aids for Broken Dreams. — 52k
Jimin is a night owl — an insomniac who has trouble sleeping at night. He can only fall asleep in the wee hours of the morning to the sound of his favorite graveyard hour radio DJ's soothing drawl. Unbeknownst to him, DJ AgustD also happens to be none other than his nocturnal next-door neighbor, Yoongi.
Crush — 10k
“the bouncer,” says jeongguk. “he was trying to get this guy to leave and the guy was like, fucking massive! like his shoulders were fucking… i don’t even know, sixty centimeters wide and i was like, oh my god, this bouncer’s about to eat shit but then he went fucking super saiyan and slammed the dude to the ground and then just picked him up and marched him out the door, like without breaking a sweat or anything, and i just want him to punch me in the face. i’m, like… scared and horny.” jimin and taehyung blink at him, slowly. neither of them appears to be following the conversation very well, until the bartender walks by and says, “that’s pretty fucking gay.” (or: jeongguk is straight, yoongi is scary, and everything is not what it seems.)
In your eyes (it's where i wanna be) — 5.5k
Jimin pauses with his marker inches away from the cup, because — is he really going to do this? Isn’t it a bit old-fashioned to write something flirty on a coffee cup? But no matter what his churning gut says about danger and what the hell are you doing do you want to die, this guy is — with no better way to put it — totally Jimin’s Type with a capital T. (Or: Jimin accidentally starts a nickname war with the cute blonde who likes his coffee way too bitter.)
I Promise I'll Do Better — 213k
Park Jimin didn't expect to find himself pregnant in his final year at college. He certainly didn't expect for the father to be Min Yoongi. AKA Agust D. AKA one of the biggest underground rappers in Seoul. Scared and alone, Jimin has to prepare to be a parent with an alpha he has only met once, along with a pack Jimin hasn't even met at all, all while trying to keep hold of his friendships and survive his final year at college. Oh, and without being skinned alive by his eomma, too. He's gonna be just fine.
Little Bird, Bluebird — 52k
Jungkook is a chronically shy gamer who spends more time on Discord than he does putting himself out there in the real world. He’d rather RPG with his friends, or watch the beautiful stranger he passes in the laundrette on his way to work every morning than truly risk his heart. When his brother gets engaged, but won’t leave him on his own, Jungkook feels pathetic. He teams up with his online friends, and hatches a plan - find a fake boyfriend, and show his over-protective brother that he's perfectly fine alone.
One in a million — 6.3k
So maybe quitting his full time, well paying job to start a career as a streamer wasn’t his best decision. Yet, Seokjin did it anyway. He happily handed in his two weeks notice and started up a streaming account and assumed he would get viewers right away. After all, he thinks he’s hilarious. His mom thinks he’s hilarious. Yoongi sometimes chuckles at his jokes. So, Seokjin assumed it would be a no brainer. However, one month had passed and Seokjin was yet to get even a single viewer. OR: jungkook join's seokjin's stream and is his first ever viewer
The Person You Are Trying to Reach Is Offline — 22k
For lonesome Taehyung, his gaming guild is his happy place. His online boyfriend of years within the crew — Yoongi — makes him feel particularly less alone. However, Taehyung starts to worry that Yoongi's alleged crushing shyness and fears about his looks will really keep them from ever meeting in person. A story about facing your fears, taking chances, and accepting others into your heart.
Promise [Completed] — 135k
When a famous model and dancer Jimin is stalked by a crime lord, his best friend has no choice but to approach his brothers for help. After all, who else is strong and powerful enough to go against the Black Mamba other than the infamous Jeon Jungkook of the Dragons. “I know what you’re feeling, Minnie. But with him at least you’ll have a choice.” Tae squeezed his hand gently. “We grew up together. Jungkook is many things, but liar is not one of them. He’s a man of his words. And Minnie, he will never lay a finger on you without your consent.”
Put All the Ingredients on the Table — 49k
Kim Namjoon can't cook, but he somehow becomes obsessed with a cooking blog called 'EatJin' and the sassy and mysterious person behind it. In the realm of real life he isn't doing much better, because there's a ridiculously handsome guy with broad shoulders called Kim Seokjin that works in a nearby supermarket who is slowly ruining his life. Little does he know, they're actually the same person.
Refrigerator humming, chewing gum and instant karma — 61k
Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?" Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand. Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.
Stuffed Full of Love — 77k
Jungkook had never thought that he could get paid for doing what he loved most… eating. He knew everyone had their own fetishes. His just happened to be eating food… a fuck ton of food, and enjoying the view his body provided. OR Jungkook is a Mukbang camboy who loves the idea of eating so much that his stomach inflates. However, what he has always kept as a secret fetish to himself he is able to share when he by chance meets a potential boyfriend Kim Namjoon, who has been enjoying Jungkook's videos in secret for years.
Sugar and spice (and a lot of coffee) — 3.8k
Jimin works in a cafe, and he can’t help but give Yoongi, one of his regulars, a complimentary pink cake pop every time he comes in to order his black coffee. Yoongi hates sweets. He eats the cake pops anyway.
Sugar On His Lips — 51k
When Taehyung’s bakery – his most precious project – is at risk of going bankrupt, he sets out in search of local mob boss Jeon Jungkook, begging him for help. The catch? Jungkook is the client who’s been consistently flirting with him for the past six months, and Taehyung has rejected every single one of his advances. [or: a one-sided enemies to lovers AU featuring flirty crime lord Jungkook and stubborn baker Taehyung.]
Take me home — 21k
“Um, excuse me?!” Hoseok calls out to the man that just walked out of his apartment. Hoseok stomps over to him, frowning both out of anger and confusion. Mostly confusion, if he’s being honest. “Hi?” the stranger says, the word sounding more like a question than anything else. “Can I help you?” “Maybe by telling me why the hell you’re in my apartment? I’m gonna call the police,” Hoseok says, already pulling out his phone. “Woah, woah, woah,” the guy says, holding up his hands. “What do you mean your apartment? I’m literally moving in as we speak.” or the one where hoseok and jungkook accidentally buy the same house and have to live together.
Turn my minutes into hours — 21k
"The wedding will be in a few weeks' time." “Yes, father. Mother.” Jungkook hesitated only a moment before glancing up at them. “May I ask to whom?”
You Stir up a McFlurry in My Heart — 7.9k
Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.
Polyamory
Café Mercenaire — 16k
Jung Hoseok gets a lot more out of his new job than a paycheck. “Oh, you’re short,” he says before he can stop himself, and the hitman scowls darkly at him. “Maybe I will kill you,” he threatens, but there’s no heat behind his words. Hoseok smiles. Just another -admittedly cute- customer to charm. He can do this.
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons — 45k
For eons, Seokjin knew only solitude as the last remaining dragon. But Seoul's quiet is shattered when a new dragon arrives, protected by his pack. Seokjin doesn’t want to be alone, but can he trust the Kim pack with his heart and his secrets? Featuring a very baby boy Jungkook, a very touch-starved Seokjin, and a badass Kim pack.
The galaxy we build — 135k
And Jeongguk thinks that it makes sense, what they are saying — That if Namjoon is the moon and Yoongi is the sun, then Jeongguk is a star and together they are their own little galaxy. Or: Jeongguk falls in love with married couple Namjoon and Yoongi.
Golden ashes — 13k
The king’s expression is cruelly uncaring, and the seeping chill of hopelessness is brittle and sharp, almost as cutting as the king's sneer before he nods briskly at the guard beside him. The hard-faced man doesn't hesitate before he seizes Jungkook's arm in a bruising grip and yanks him forward just in time for the king to step lazily forward and slam his wrought iron scepter against Jungkook's side. His ribs scream with it, breathless burning agony blooming as he cries out and collapses to the ground, the guard's fingers still harshly gripping his limp arm, biting into it painfully and keeping him halfway kneeling. And the tears have spilled over, hot and fast, and Jungkook gasps and pants but the king's voice is cold and steady when he spits, "This straw will be gold by sunrise, or the village burns with you." Jungkook’s head jerks up, horrified, but the guard roughly throws him to the ground, and the door is already slamming behind them when he rasps, “Wait!” He slams himself against the locked door, and his ribs ache with it as he shouts, “Wait, wait! I - I can’t, please-” Their footsteps fade too quickly, and they’re gone, and the threat looms in their absence, just space, time, and endless piles of straw.
Growing Roots (Tangled Together) — 12k
A houseplant fairy AU. Namjoon never intentionally meant to bring so many fae into his home. He hadn't even known about them! He just wanted the company of some nice houseplants while he finished his online classes and tried to keep himself alive through the chaos of his veterinary assistant job. But he'd do it all again in a heartbeat.
The man on the Bridge — 40k
Then Jungkook remembered that the bridge was quite high with a certain death beneath it and that made him worried. Less for the man and more for himself. He didn't want to watch someone die when he could barely keep his eyes open. He wanted an undisturbed sleep tonight. Instead of running and yanking the man down, because what if it startle him to fall and Jungkook couldn't save him? Nah he didn't want that on his conscience. So, Jungkook moved towards the man in strides making sure that he wouldn't suddenly startle him. Up close Jungkook could see the man’s eyes closed, face tilted up, hands spread wide as he balanced himself. "Hey" Jungkook said. The man didn't react neither he opened his eyes, "are you going to jump?" Jungkook bit his lip. That could rank high in Jungkook's list of dumb-questions-i-ask-on-daily-basis. He tried again.
Meet My Boyfriend(s) — 3.3k
“So my son!” She sighed, finishing her water, then crossing her arms over the marble countertop. “Care to tell me who’s pretty shoes are lined up on the shoe rack?” He sighed, letting a small smile grace his face. “Mom, I’m dating.” Or After three years Jungkook finally introduced the love of his life to his mom. Well he actually introduced both of them to his mom.
One Day at a Time — Work in progress
Jungkook attends his first AA meeting and his life is changed forever (for good).
Rumour Has It — 8k
“Rumour has it that they’ll beat you up if you walk too slowly in front of them.” “Rumour has it that you’re as good as dead if you look at them wrong.” “Rumour has it that they’ll set your shoes on fire if you don’t move out of their way in the university cafeteria.” Jungkook, fresh out of high school and ready to prove that his hard work, diligence and inquisitiveness can pay off, meets six delinquent-looking students with harsh rumours attached to their backs. Luckily, Jungkook has always trusted his own eyes over others’ mouths.
Table for two — 17k
In which Jungkook finds a lost textbook on campus and winds up being courted by a very interested couple. It would probably help if Jungkook knew that's what they were trying to do, anyway.
Tell Me This Isn't a Mistake — 11k
Jungkook meets his soulmates, but there must have been a mistake. They don't need him, don't want him, so all he can do is keep his secret, watch his six best friends live happy coupled lives, and exist as the blip in the universe that he is.
What I Did On My Summer Vacation, by Kim Namjoon, Age 18 1/2 — 69k
On his gap year, Kim Namjoon accidentally joins a gang, takes over that gang, becomes the leader of the South Korean Underworld, publishes his first mix tape and gets six criminal boyfriends. It's a busy twelve months. - "Hey, you're Rap Monster, right?" "...Yeah." "You're really cool, man! I've been listening to you for ages!" the guy practically bounces over the body, slinging an arm around Namjoon's shoulders. "You got a crew?" Namjoon shakes his head slowly. "Well, we can fix that."
When This Song Comes To an End — 12k
A new one will begin. Or Jungkook is a single father who has had a crush on Yoongi for the better part of a year but doesn't know he's married. When he finds out he's married, it changes everything... because then he falls in love with two people.
Who am I to be in love? (When your love never is for me) — 42k
“Jungkook-ah,” Hoseok screeches. Jungkook turns around, wholly unsurprised to see Seokjin, wearing a fucking matching pajama set, standing in the open doorway. “You managed to hide the fact that you’re neighbors with Yoongi-hyung and Seokjinie-hyung? You really go all out when you’re trying to surprise us!” Jungkook is thankful that he’s able to stop himself from throwing up. or: After four years, Jungkook is still in love with Yoongi and Seokjin. Even if he doesn't want to be.
