#namjoonster

[mint-svga]

that subtle smirk was so freaking attractive, man, idek.

[96hm-blog]

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PUT ♬♬♬ IN MY ASK FOR THREE SONGS:

I will shuffle my playlist for:

OUR MUSES ULTIMATE SONG.

That’s Right - Shinhwa

A SONG THEY LISTEN TO WHILE HAVING SEX.

I like it - BTS

A SONG THEY LISTEN TO ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY.

Electric Heart - Shinee

[kmnbi]

Namjoon

SEND ME YOUR MUSE’S NAME AND I’LL MAKE A PLAYLIST BASED ON THE LETTERS. @namjoonster

N o joke // block b A woo // lim kim M onster // rap monster J ump // bts O hh - ahh // Twice  O nly // nicki minaj N o role model // J Cole

[tzuchu-archived]

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Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours: - [ @namjoonster ]

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[ohxhxyoung]

Namjoon & Hayoung

Send me a ship & I’ll answer the following: Namjoon & Hayoung 

@namjoonster

who starts putting up decorations in october?

Maybe not in october– But Hayoung would put up random decorations in December. 

who buys the advent calendars?

Both- because they love chocolates and they didn’t know who was going to buy it. 

who places mistletoes all around the house?

Hayoung because it’s the best excuse for her to kiss Namjoon anywhere and anytime. 

who wraps the presents for other people?

Hayoung. She’s good with her hands so wrapping presents would be an easy task for her. Besides, Namjoon has to set up the tree. 

who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree?

Namjoon. Simply because he’s taller and he was setting up the tree.  

who’s the one that hates eggnog?

Hayoung. She’s not a fan of alcoholic drinks and prefer other drinks that are sweeter. 

who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests?

Hayoung. For guests, yes. But she’ll be thinking about Namjoon and will make a lot more since he loves sweets. 

who sends out the christmas cards?

Both of them. 

who knows all the words to twelve days of christmas?

Hayoung because it’s stuck in her head. She’ll randomly sing it out when she’s doing the chores and points at Namjoon whenever she sings “My true love” 

who’s the better snowman builder?

They will both think they are the better one then they will have a mini competition on who can build the best snowman and hayoung would get competitive and start bringing out accessories.

who starts snowball fights?

Namjoon. He’ll playfully try to ruin hayoung’s snowman and she’ll retaliate which ends up destroying both snowman and no winner but lots of fun. 

who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly?

Hayoung especially if it’s their first christmas together. She just can’t wait to see his reaction when he open her present.

[96hm-blog]

Namjoon & Halla

send me a ship & I’ll answer the following:

who starts putting up decorations in october?• Neither of them. who even does that?

who buys the advent calendars?• Halla because she enjoys the holidays

who places mistletoes all around the house? •Namjoon, just so he can enjoy getting free kisses or giving them.

who wraps the presents for other people?•Halla, she loves helping everyone. So she would definitely do that.

who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree? •Together, because its a special moment. Plus if Namjoon wouldn't want to Halla would drag him to do it with her.

who’s the one that hates eggnog? •It depends what kind were talking about, both Namjoon and Halla are pretty opened minded about certain drinks.

who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests?• Halla because she loves to bake! She would make Namjoon help decorate the cookies but he might end up eating a few.

who sends out the christmas cards?•Halla wouldn't, so maybe Namjoon.. It depends if the year was really good

who knows all the words to twelve days of christmas? •Neither.

who’s the better snowman builder?•Halla, she will take her time to make it perfect !

who starts snowball fights?•Namjoon because he will enjoy watching Halla try to fight back but fail.

who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly? •Halla to get him back for starting the snowball fight !

[96hm-blog]

😍

send me a 😍 and i’ll find a picture of your muse’s faceclaim that i really like

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“I didn’t realize how cute you were until that picture, awww Namjoon oppa ~” She laughs smiling widely.

[kmnbi]

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SEND 📱 TO FIND OUT ABOUT MY MUSE’S PHONE 

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: tune ( its her favorite song of his )What contact photo my muse has set for yours:namonster ( namjoon + monster )What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: she doesn’t think much of the way he texts.How quickly my muse responds to your texts: quickly, since she knows he is rather busy.How often our muses text: often, twice a week at least. How often our muses call: rarely, unless it’s business or he calls her.Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: never, she knows he has a busy schedule so if he calls. she would answer.Last text sent from my muse to yours:  ✉ namonster  」i finished the outfit for you. ✉ namonster」the ads also came out. you look so handsome!!