TDWT sorta-accidentally made Chris a child music star in canon and you bet your ass I’m gonna work with that because wow that would explain a lot.
(This takes place in the 1990s; Fametown was formed in the 1980s and peaked then, but they lost a lot of members and Chris stepped in during the early 1990s.)
(That’s his mom and his current agent, BTW. She’s cheating on her husband with him. Chris loves the drama.)












