kurt x kayla 💕
send me a ship and i’ll tell you... starring kayla and kurt, the dumb & dumber duo!!
where was their first date?: it’s no secret that both of them love drinking, and that’s why their first date was bar hunting - they went to every sigle trashy bar downtown dc. it was not fancy at all; it was rather simple but still very remarkable, just like that one bar they met for the first time. they both wanted the date to have their final touch, and there’s nothing more them in this world then going out for drinks in dirty bars, getting tipsy and then lost on their way back to her place just so they could make out on the couch while some random the weeknd song played softly, putting up the whole mood just for the two of them.
what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: kayla is really talkative, so she’d probably try to get him to talk it out whatever is making him feel dull. she knows how grumpy kurt can get when he has problems or just a lot up his head, so, if he is not up for talking it out, she’d just do whatever he wanted her to. kayla wouldn’t mind making it sexual in a way; actually, she really enjoys it when it’s just to get his mind off something - it’s during these times they try new things, so it’s always fun and surely does help getting him off his thoughts.
who wakes the other up with kisses (and where)?: i see both of them doing it pretty often to be honest, their whipped asses really be showing huh... when she does it though, she is really sentimental about it, like there is something about waking him from peaceful sleep with kisses kayla herself hasn’t figured out yet. she usually kisses his cheeks until he’s up enough to kiss her back when she kisses him down to his lips. also, she likes kissing his neck and chest when he sleeps shirtless or when they’re cuddling close.
who would pour water on the other to wake them up?: i don’t see them doing it often, but eventually... kayla, for sure. and kurt would be pissed about it. in the end it wouldn’t be such a big deal, but it would give her quite a head ache and she’d learn her lesson: never try to recreate that vine when your grumpy boyfriend is sleeping on a hangover.
how my muse would wake your’s up: with all the love she can possibly exhale. kayla finds his sleepy face the most beautiful one, like he puts it up without any effort. those puffy eyes and swollen face make her smile every single time they sleep together. being active during the mornings, it’s always her duty to wake him up, and she does it calmly and slowly, caressing his soft hair and whispering that it’s getting late with a soft tone. when he is down, she brings him a mug of coffee in bed, too.
who would start a food fight while baking or cooking?: i don’t see them doing it, at least not when they’re sober. when high or drunk though, they’d absolutely do it like they’re fighting for their lives, and kayla would start it like she doesn’t have anything to loose. it would be a complete mess, cooking high is never organized and the result is way worse.
who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies?: “oh my god brittany...!” “you were thinking it!” “i know, but you said it!” intensifies. kurt would bring it up and kayla would give him total support and would help him to do it. she’d still watch it for him though, as weed doesn’t do good with his medicine and could give him a bad trip if overused.
who said i love you first and how (or when) did they say it?: we all know it’s her! kayla would say it first, but wouldn’t rush anything exactly because she knows he’s been put presure on in the past and would feel uncomfy if she did tell him straight ahead. that being said, she’d still tell him first, with a great timing and not making it bad for him in any way.
who would get into a physical altercation over the other?: they wouldn’t do it. never. fights are comon and they don’t see every little detail of life eye to eye, and that’s what relationships are about, but never ever would kayla hurt him in any way, and she knows he wouldn’t do it as well. they’d rather talk it out together than fight senselessly and doing something they’d regret straight across.
who insists on purchasing a pet together (and what kind of pet)?: they don’t have the time to have a pet, actually. kayla really wants a cat or a puppy, maybe, but she knows she wouldn’t be able to give it the attention needed - kurt agrees. i see them having a fish or a rat further on, but not at this moment of their lives.
who is louder (in and out of bed)?: i’d say kayla for both, but kurt is def as vocal as her in bed.
who takes more risks (in and out of bed)?: mister kurt donahue y’all! he is a natural risk taker, we must agree here. kayla isn’t far behind and takes part in every crazy idea he shares with her.
who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first?: deadass? none of them, for god’s sake. kayla would definetely bring it up when joking about his ex, but in bed? never. she isn’t quite sure if she’d like it, and she is much more afraid to say it and figure out she actually likes it, so she prefers not to.
what is their shared, favourite kink?: i think kinks would take a little longer to show in their relationship because they’ve been really bonding and doing everything slowly. they’d do the standart vanilla for a while before getting into business, and it’d still be very slight at first, but that doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy themselves. they’re both into some light spanking and semi public and have been doing it for a while now. they’re still getting to know themselves in that matter, though.
describe their typical kiss: it is passionate, slow and has a lot of feelings in it. they enjoy kissing very much and often have long make out sessions while watching some random rom com movie. they like it slow, like they’ve got all the time in the world - and they really do.
how my muse shows their love for your’s: she’s pretty open about her feelings and catches every single opportunity to say - or show - she loves him indeed. she does it verbally quite regularly, and she likes it the most when they’re cuddling tight late at night , almost asleep. not verbally, she shows him in all little things. it’s all about how she reads every single mood of his, which is a quite hard task, and the way she stares at him with galaxies in her eyes. what gets her every time though is how he responds it right back in his own way.
their favourite ways to give affection: prolly making out. it’s not the kissing itself, but the soft touches that comes in the package alongside with the little confessions mid-kissing and the adrenaline rush. it’s her favorite.
who is more dominate?: once again, mister kurt donahue y’all!
who sings in the shower?: both of them do, but in total different settings. kayla sings those guilty pleasure bops everyone knows by heart every single morning when getting ready to uni, whereas kurt does it before doing to bed, when he sings to kurt music she doesn’t even know the name of the songs.
who washes the other’s hair in the shower?: it depends on their mood, i’d say. when kurt is having an episode, she is the most caring she can be, and that includes washing not only his hair but him as a whole, trying to get him to relax while in the bathtub. she’d also make sure he eats properly and gets sufficient amount of sleep. on the other hand, they shower together every once in a while and that’s when kurt washes her hair like he is a hairdresser. it’s funny and full of laughter, but she loves it.
who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush?: kayla... she is that brat... actually, the rush would just make it even more exciting to her. they’d probably be late for both work and college, but they wouldn’t mind it at all.
who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family?: i see both of them doing it tbh... in different scenarios, though. like the time kurt met her parents and she kept teasing him just because he had his nervous face on.
who has the weirder taste in music?: kurt. it isn’t weird at all tbh, but it’s kinda weird to her, as she grew up literally in beyoncé and britney spears only. even though she likes some of his “kurt music” as she calls it, she loves to tease him about the sad music he likes so much.
who would initiate dancing in the rain?: that’s her cue, miss kayla choi! she’d even sing to selena gomez while doing it.
who would be the one to suggest marriage?: i don’t see them getting married, at least not right now. they don’t want to rush nothing and they really see eye to eye on this one: marriage is not that important for them. as long as they keep growing together side by side, it’s valid. like the great anarchists they are, they wouldn’t do it just because the government want them to do so. they’re kurt and kayla and that’s fine by them.
what would they name their children?: hell, they don’t want kids at all, so no names! kayla isn’t the best dealing with little ones and kurt is a total disaster, so mommy and daddy isn’t a fit for them at this point. they’re also still very young of age, so it’s up to time. by now, she makes sure to take her meds properly and that’s it - pregnancy is off topic.
who would their children take after more?: ele é estéril !










