Jan 8, 2014
nancyrenoir replied to your post:cigarettes arent even hot they just make me cough...
The man lights a cigarette. “Well,” he says, as his cigarette lights a cigarette, “love is an illusion. Nothing lasts forever.” He lights his whiskey and drinks his cigarette.
A woman comes into the bar and sits down next to him, watching as these bizarre events occur. "Wow... I'd marry you right now... You sure know how to light a cigarette the real mans way..." She takes the lit cigarette and the smaller lit cigarette lying on the counter and inhales deeply from them, burning both to the end almost instantly. Minutes later she's rushed to the hospital.
