The Nankles, right in front of me!
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The Nankles, right in front of me!
"I thought you said he was gay?" "Well he had gay apps on his phone and liked to show his ankles, but what does that even mean in this day and age?"
- Hannah on GIRLS
"and liked to show his ankles", that just has to be a Nate Ruess joke. I can just feel it.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE NANKLES I AM INTRIGUED
LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT THE NANKLES
SEE THIS GUY RIGHT HERE? YEP. NATE RUESS! LEAD SINGER OF FUN. AND AN OVERALL CUTIE PATOOTIE. NOW HERE YOU SEE HIS CUTE LIL FACE … MOVE DOWN A BIT…
HERE WE SEE HIS NICE BODY…NICE HANDS…NICE EVERYTHING RIGHT ABOUT HERE! DON’T GET ME STARTED ABOUT HIS LEGS CAUSE DAMN HE’S GOT NICER LEGS THAN I DO…..but let’s just move down juuuuust a bit more…
BAM!!! BEHOLD THE NANKLESplease excuse his shoes I don’t understand his fashion sense THE NANKLES ARE THE SKIN THAT NATE RUESS ALWAYS SEEMS TO SHOW BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WEAR PANTS THAT ARE LONG ENOUGH TO COME DOWN PAST HIS ANKLES AND HE NEVER SEEMS TO WEAR SOCKS EITHER WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN WHY DO I LOVE HIM
BUT THESE ARE THE NANKLES! I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE DOESN’T BOTHER TO COVER HIS DARN DIDDLY ANKLES I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAG THIS POST NSFW BECAUSE OF ALL THIS HOT SKIN. BUT IT IS SIMPLE MATH REALLY:
NATE
+ ANKLES
= NANKLLEESS
NANKLES !!!!
thank you for your time.
no words in front of such a thing.
YES #nateruessface #nateruess #nankles #nankle #ournameisfun #funtheband #theformat #thebandfun #funatics #funatic #funquote #ilovefun #ruesster #ohmyruess
i wonder if nate realizes we have a petname for his ankles
like seriously, for him it's just... you know... a body part
for us it's a religion