○Fiendish Fortune
○Wicked Shadow
○The Hitman Chronicles🔞
○My Deer Nanny
○Witchcraft & Wizardry
○Hazbinvania
○Echoes of Eden
○Piercing AU 🔞
○Fairy AU
○Theoxenia
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CW: MILF! Jeanlisa, legal age gap relationship (Reader is in her early to mid 20s), inappropriate workplace relationship, implied drunk sex (both parties intoxicated)
MILF! Jeanlisa, who find themselves needing an extra set of hands after they have their second child. Jean is far too busy managing her business as the president of her company, and Lisa currently works as a full time librarian. While both women absolutely love their kids and want to spend as much time with them as possible, they decide it’s best to hire a new live-in nanny to care for their kids when they could not.
Cue them finding you after putting out a job offering online. Your resume looks wonderful, completely spotless and the way you handle their kids…they’d believe you were a mother yourself if not for you being so young. Jean and Lisa will come home to find you helping the kids study for school, cooking homemade snacks with them, or even just lazily watching cartoons while they nap on your stomach. Their kids are so at ease with you, they can’t help but see you as a third mother to their own.
Of course, with how calm their kids have become thanks to your influence, Jean and Lisa find themselves having lots of free time now. This leads to them having more date nights, more time to rest, and eventually…they find themselves spending more time with you whenever the kids are away. After you put the kids to bed, you get ready to settle in for the night before Lisa cracks open your door. “Y’know…Jean and I were about to have a wine night. Would you like to join us?” Behind her, you catch a glimpse of Jean, hoping you’d say yes as she’s been wanting to spend more time with you. “Oh…I really shouldn’t drink on the job…” you laugh bashfully.
“It’ll only be a glass,” Jean says suddenly. “A glass won’t hurt…plus the kids are already asleep, so it’s alright with us.”
“Well…if it’s just a glass…” You figured it couldn’t hurt. After all, your bosses offered, so it’s not like you’d get in trouble for drinking. “Alright, I cave.”
One glass leads to two, two glasses leads to three, and the next thing you know you find yourself waking in the bedroom of your bosses, Jean, Lisa and you completely naked under the covers while they spoon you from either side 🩷
harringrove baby au <3 after (somehow) surviving the events of season 3 and scraping through his senior year, billy moves out of neil's house into a little apartment and gets a job working as a mechanic, pulling long hours trying to build up his California fund. he's barely got the energy to pull off his shoes before passing out on the couch most nights, so of course life throws another curveball at him in the form of an old fling dropping off a baby girl with his eyes. she's the sweetest thing he's ever seen and he's in love immediately but he's barely keeping his head above water as it is. billy needs help and he needs it fast. when it comes to the decision of who to ask, it's a no-brainer. billy knows that steve has experience with kids, seeing him drive the party to and from the arcade and hearing tommy jeer about how nancy's got him so whipped she has him babysitting holly. but most importantly, steve already knows. billy won't have to explain the scarring on his chest, or his habit of keeping the lights on throughout the night, or the night terrors that may have slowed down but never stopped. steve plays hard to get, but even he can admit that the offer is pretty good, free room and board with a nice weekly pay. with robin about to head out to college in Indianapolis, the thought of staying in that big empty house without her climbing in the window every night makes steve's skin crawl (plus he'll need a new gig anyway since there's no way he's staying at family video without her). his life is already ridiculous enough, why not add being his high school rival's live in nanny into the mix? but both of them quickly come to regret the arrangement. billy coming home to steve with an apron on and his baby on his hip, dinner cooking on the stove and the house spotless, fussing over billy and helping him take his boots off, running him a bath. steve seeing billy come home in his mechanic overalls, rough hands soft on his hips moving him out of the way to reach the sink, blond curls escaping from his ponytail to frame his face, asking steve how his day was, what his girl did today, if he needs any money when he goes to the store tomorrow. living in such close quarters, learning the smell of each other's body wash, fleeting touches as they bump into each other around the house, horrible horrible torture <3
🤭🤭 okayy i really like the nanny idea. gihun’s already so mad and flustered about how his mom believes he needs to be babysat even as a full grown adult but he can TOLERATE it because mr hwang IS a little good looking. of course gihun’s opinions change slightly when the older man walks in on him masturbating
OHHHHH YES.
Gi-hun is still annoyed—offended, even! He doesn’t need a nanny; he might be a handful, but that’s just how it is! His mom really didn’t listen to him and hired a nanny who… well…
Honestly, when his mom said was older, he pictured an elderly lady. But not this man—middle-aged, few wrinkles, good skin, broad shoulders... Gi-hun even thought he could take advantage of the situation...
If the man himself didn’t treat him like a child. He talked to his mom as if Gi-hun wasn’t even there!! His mom explained the routine, the duties, and what he was supposed to do. In-ho listened to everything and took his job very seriously. He doesn’t try to pretend to be nice or funny; he just keeps an eye on things, has short, firm interactions like a sergeant, and does the tasks he was hired to do.
Part of the job was making dinner, since his mom doesn’t trust Gi-hun to cook. That gave him plenty of free time in his room. While browsing online, he ended up coming across some posts about older men, and....
Shit. He wanted In-ho. How he wished In-ho would put work aside and spend the next few days fucking him on every surface? Those broad shoulders, bulging biceps, the reading glasses slipping off his face, his sweaty forehead... fuck. He’s soaked...
Well, he had time before dinner.
He searched for some porn featuring older men who fucked young guys hard. He even found some that looked a lot like In-ho. He stroked his clit, increasing the speed as his imagination ran wild. He spread his legs wider for better access, and...
Apparently, he didn’t hear the bedroom door slam. In-ho got worried and opened it, asking how Gi-hun liked the hot sauce, just to see... that.
Gi-hun panicked, telling him to leave, closing his legs, and using his free hand to hide his face. The video continues, and he doesn’t have the courage to move to turn it off. In-ho walked over and saw the video, a smile spreading across his face as he understood.
He says he’ll help Gi-hun. And before Gi-hun can process it, he takes Gi-hun’s hand and places his own. Gi-hun screams in surprise, but In-ho’s fingers invade his hole, his palm rubbing against the swollen clitoris with every back-and-forth movement. Gi-hun clenches and arches his back, screaming. But In-ho doesn’t stop; he keeps stimulating Gi-hun and whispering instructions on the right way to masturbate until the boy cums in his hand.
James never meant to have a kid. And he especially never meant for the child’s mother to up and abandon their son, Milo, leaving James with a dangerous and demanding job and a six year old.
That’s where you came in. Your job had let you go with no notice and you were flat on your ass. The way you even got the job was you ran into James and Milo at a cafe. Somehow Milo had gotten lost and you found him and calmed him down until his father came to find him.
You started the job and you and Milo immediately clicked. You helped him with homework, you took him to the park and actually played with him unlike his past nannies. Of course he had to make you look good in front of his dad as well.
“Dad! Dad! The new nanny has to stay forever!” He exclaimed the second James walked inside, leading you over to his father. James looked you up in down in a way that would make your knees buckle.
“Does she now?” He smiled, something only reserved for Milo. He turned to you, his smile dropping a bit. “You cleaned this place up?”
You nodded, looking around at the clean space. “Yes, I wanted you to come home to a clean space.” You smiled.
After that, James had already had his mind set on you being a live in nanny, he just had zero clue on how to approach you about it. But when you ultimately couldn’t afford rent after it’d gone up again, there was nothing else to consider. You moved in to his three story home.
Three months into the job, you noticed James was very protective of you. Whenever you’d take Milo to the park or out to eat, he always had one of his “men” drive you or keep an eye on you. He did all that but was still so cold and kept a wall up around you.
You found out about his job late one night. He stumbled in, blood all down his shirt and on his face and he has a gash on his leg. You were cleaning the kitchen and almost cut yourself with a knife at the shock.
“James?” You called out, drying your hands on your jeans before sprinting over to him. “Oh my god what happened?”
“Things got bloody. Could you, uh, clean me up?” He asked gruffly. You nodded and went to grab the first aid kit.
After that night, you two got closer. James’ wall slowly came down and Milo noticed it too. Him being a kid with the wildest imagination, he immediately jumped to the conclusion that his nanny and his father should fall in love. One evening as you were making dinner and James was in the living room, he attempted to set his plan in motion.
He first went to his father, plopping down beside him. “Hey, dad, wow look at my nanny making food. Don’t you think she’s beautiful?” That made James look up.
“She’s alright, why?” He asked suspiciously, Milo squirmed around in his seat boyishly.
“Oh no reason!” He said quickly before scurrying off to the kitchen and accidentally running into you. “Oh, I’m sorry, nanny!”
You chuckled, tussling his hair a bit. “That’s okay, buddy. Why’re you in a rush?”
“I wanted to ask you, do you think my dad is cute?” Your eyes widened at his forward question. You stammered for a bit then looked to the living room to see James working.
“Uhm… your father is attractive, yes.” You whispered. “But don’t tell him I said so, okay?” Milo nodded before running away again.
You couldn’t lie and say things were strictly professional between you and James. You’d sort of went into stay at home mom mode more than nannying. While Milo was at school, you’d visit James at his office up in the city and you two would eat and talk about any and everything.
One day, simply talking over lunch turned into you bent over his desk while he pounded into you with vigor and passion. You couldn’t deny that that was the best sex you’d ever had, and that you were definitely falling in love with your boss.
From that day on, James’ protective nature got even more intense. He had eyes on you everywhere, he brought you whatever you wanted— basically treating you like his wife.
Milo noticed it too, and he was loving it. Despite being a little boy, he still needed and longed for a mother. You were that for him, no doubt. He told all his school friends that you and his dad were going out. He even went as far as shutting one of his teachers down for asking you out.
“So what do you say? Dinner on me.” A male teacher that worked for Milo’s school asked you. You just stared at the man. You were horrible at rejecting people.
“She’s with my dad! My dad doesn’t like sharing!” Milo exclaimed from the backseat. Your face immediately heated up with embarrassment and a hint of pride.
When Milo reported this to his father, James couldn’t even contain his pride. He rewarded Milo with a bowl of ice cream and you with a new title: his girl.
Surprise!!! I have six chapters of this and really need to start getting it out, so I figured with Act 1 ending last week and my backlog on this and Of Butterflies and Backstrokes (Olympic Swimmer) being so low thanks to me trying to the Halloween themed sequel to Icarus (Metal Band) that I would put this out until I build that back up and lower the amount of backlog this one has.
Summary: Eddie Munson is a in bind, set to go on a three month reunion tour, he is in need of nanny for his twin girls Janice and Joan since his partner, Ethan blew up their lives a year ago. Enter nanny extraordinaire, Steve Harrington. Both men struggle with treading the line between boss/nanny and their strong attraction to each other. Will Eddie learn to trust again? Will Steve realize that he was always meant to be right there by Eddie's side?
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Eddie hung up the phone with a sigh. He wanted to do the tour, because of course he did. But he also had two very rambunctious little girls now. Eddie was a good dad, but he wasn’t the nurturing kind the way Ethan was. But sometime in the last year, Ethan had changed.
He had grown distant and cold, going as far as yelling at the girls which he never used to do. So Eddie quit producing music to give Ethan some much needed time for himself. Fat lot of good that did.
Because apparently Ethan was banging...well, just about everyone but Eddie’s friends. The pool boy, the guy who delivered their food, the cleaning lady, their personal trainer, hell even the barely legal dog walker got more of his husband’s dick than Eddie did.
Which he didn’t find out, by the way. Ethan had told him after handing him divorce papers and legally renouncing parental rights to Joan and Janice. He threw it in Eddie’s face the numerous affairs he had. The one thing he wouldn’t tell him was why.
Why was Ethan so unhappy when Eddie had done everything right?
He buried his head in hands. Janice and Joan were only four and they had been adopted at birth. They never met the mother and were only told that she didn’t want them and never wanted to see them ever again.
So how could Ethan look at those two little angels and decide the same?
Eddie was heartbroken and not ready to move on. So he had agreed to the tour as a way to cope with the sudden explosion of his life. His friends knew Ethan had left, but they didn’t know the extent of his ex’s destruction.
He thought about taking the girls with him, but they were too little. They wouldn’t have fun and would be more terrified then thrilled. So live-in nanny it was.
Thankfully he had a month to find someone who would cook and clean and watch the girls. Especially after having to fire all of his help in the wake of Ethan’s destruction.
He had this.
~
Eddie did not in fact have this. He only had three more days until he left and he was at his wit’s end. He had rejected candidate after candidate for a myriad of reasons. One only wanted part-time despite the ad before a live in nanny. Another said she was strict disciplinarian and thought spanking was the only way to teach a child. And even another just gave off weird vibes.
So he called the agency one more time.
“You’ve gone through all of our female nannies,” the woman huffed on the other end of the line. “We only have male nannies left, surly you don’t–”
“Just send the best male nanny you’ve got!” Eddie barked. “I don’t care about gender for fuck’s sake.”
“I’m not sure–” the woman protested but Eddie hung up on her.
He didn’t have time to listen to whatever excuse she was going to come up with. He was running out of time before the tour and needed someone. Anyone.
He got a call back five minutes later from another woman telling him that they would be sending over their best male nanny at 2pm if that was acceptable.
He sighed with relief. “Yes, that will be perfect. The girls will be down for their nap then.”
“That’s wonderful, Mr. Munson,” she said cheerfully. “The gentleman we are sending over, his name is Steve Harrington, and I sincerely hope he will be a good fit for you.”
“You and me both,” Eddie sighed again. “You and me both.”
~
When Steve got to the house, he would have liked to have said that he wasn’t impressed because he had seen dozens of large houses and even larger sprawling mansions in his time as a full time nanny, but he was. Very much so.
It wasn’t a gaudy modern monstrosity for starters. It liked a Victorian era manor that had been modernized for living in today. It gave off a spooky vibe, but in a fun way and not a horror movie way. Like the Addams family or the Munsters kind of vibe.
He really dug it.
He went up and knocked on the door. It swung open almost immediately to reveal a pretty, petite woman with sparkling green eyes and strawberry blonde hair. She had a sweet smile.
He knew this wasn’t the mother, the file said that it was a single father of twin girls. A rockstar of some sort, though Steve didn’t recognize the name. This must be some kind of servant or PA or something.
“Hi, I’m Steven Harrington,” he greeted putting out his hand for her to shake. “I have a two o’clock appointment with Eddie Munson about the nanny position.”
Her smile widened, dimpling her cheeks. “Hi, I’m Chrissy Cunningham, I’m Corroded Coffin’s manager. Come on in, he’s waiting for you.”
Steve followed her through the house. It was just as impressive as the outside. It was beautifully decorated in dark browns, reds, and black. God, he hoped he got the job. He could really see himself living here.
She opened the door to the office allowed him to walk through, closing it behind him. Which normally wouldn’t have been a problem for Steve but now he was in a room with the hottest guy he had ever seen in his life and he really didn’t need an erection at a job interview.
Eddie looked up, and yup. Steve was done for. He had the biggest brown eyes he had ever seen outside of a Disney cartoon.
“Mr. Munson?” he said, reaching out for a handshake, mustering up every ounce of professionalism he had. “Steven Harrington, how do you do? You can call me Steve.”
Eddie grinned back. “Hey, Steve. Thanks for coming at such a short notice. I understand you’ve been brought up to speed on everything I’ll be needed you to do?”
Steve crossed his legs and put his hands on his lap. Shit, even his voice was sexy as fuck.
“Yes, I’ll be watching the children twenty-four/seven,” Steve recited dutifully, “with doing all of the cooking and some of the cleaning.”
“That’s right,” Eddie said. “That normally wouldn’t be the case, but I’ve had to recently fire all of my staff. In fact, if you are hired on, you’ll be working with Chrissy over the next couple of months to help bring staff back on. I would be putting a lot of trust in you not to fuck me over.”
Steve nodded. It was a bit like Robin’s period dramas. He would be running the household while Eddie was away.
“Wouldn’t Chrissy be needed on tour with you?” he asked, not sure what her role actually was.
Eddie shook his head. “She usually does, but I need her here to help to get this house running again. It was hard enough trying to explain to the girls why everyone had to leave. Especially their other dad. She just has her own place and a very demanding job. And the other people I trust with my kids are going on tour with me, so...”
“Yeah, I can see that,” Steve said huffing out a chuckle. “I’m willing and able to take the job. There is just one more thing we have to do first.”
Eddie cocked his head to the side. “I don’t think I offered you the job yet.”
Steve burst out laughing. “No, I don’t suppose you did. But you really should. I’m really good with kids, I’m great cook, my references are impeccable, I have a degree in early child development, and you’re desperately out of time.”
“I noticed that all your previous families had older kids,” Eddie said picking up Steve’s resume. “Can you explain that?”
“Yes,” Steve said with a sigh. “Unfortunately, despite being practically perfect in every way,” Eddie huffed out a small laugh, “if I was a woman I would be the most sought after nanny in the whole god damned state. Even more so if I was older fifty. But because I’m a young man not even thirty yet and all they see is a predator.”
Eddie winced. He held up a finger. He picked up his phone and called the agency. “Hello? Hi Nancy, this is Eddie Munson. Yes, I will be taking Steve Harrington on as my nanny. Thank you so much for sending him over. Can you tell me who it was the first person I spoke to this morning? Yes, yes that’s the one. Kindly inform her that pushing harmful stereotypes only makes you look stupid. Mhmm. Yes. Yes. I want her fired. Thank you. Goodbye.”
Steve looked at him in awe. “Oh wow.”
Eddie grinned at him but before he could open his mouth to say something more, Chrissy poked her head in. “Sorry to disturb you but guess who woke up?”
“Janice?” Eddie replied with a fond smile.
“And guess who woke up her sister because she wanted someone to play with?” Chrissy said.
“Also Janice.” He sighed and turned to Steve. “You want to meet my little monsters?”
Steve smiled and stood up. “That was the one thing I was going to suggest we do before you hire me, is meet the girls. But having met their dad, I can already tell they’re going to be a handful.”
“Hey!” Eddie protested. But Chrissy laughed.
“Come on,” he said grumpily, “let’s go see the munchkins.”
Chrissy opened the door all of the way and Eddie and Steve followed her out. They reached the kitchen and there seating at a table were two of the cutest kids Steve had ever worked for. They both had light, curly brown hair and deep brown eyes, but that was where their similarities ended.
The one of the right had her hair pulled back in a messy ponytail with a denim overalls over a pink shirt. The overalls had a cute pink kangaroo on the pocket on the front. The girl on the left had her hair carefully braided and wore light blue shirt and a black pleated skirt. They were both munching on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
“Meet Janice and Joan,” Eddie said brightly. “Janice is the one on the right and the other is Joan. Janice is the oldest by seven minutes and she never lets Joan forget it.”
Joan stuck her tongue out at her dad around her sandwich and then went back to munching on it. Janice looked over at Steve and cocked her head to the side.
“Who’s that, Daddy?” she asked. And suddenly Steve was struck by how much the little girl acted like her dad.
“Girls,” Eddie said sternly, “do you remember when I said that Daddy was going to be gone for three months and you were going to be looked after by a new friend?”
Joan scrunched her nose and Steve was endeared. “Is he like one of those nannies that were so mean to us?”
“No, of course not, Joanie,” Eddie said, “not a nanny...” He looked to Steve for help.
“I’m what’s called an au pair,” he said brightly. “I’m here to watch over you and do a little of the cooking and cleaning, too. A nanny wouldn’t do that right?”
Joan and Janice shared a glance. And Steve was struck for the first time that they were really were twins. They acted so differently that he had already put them in separate boxes. But they moved in unison as they both shrugged.
“I guess not,” Janice huffed. “Are you going to be fun like Chrissy or strict like Daddy?”
The adults laughed as Steve walked over to the table. “My hope is to be somewhere in the middle. But I guess we’ll just have to see.”
He turned to Eddie and Chrissy. “If it’s all right, I’d like to get started now, give the girls time to get use to my presence while you’re still here, Eddie. That way we can smooth out any real problems before you go.”
Chrissy and Eddie shared a glance.
“Yeah,” Eddie said, “that’ll be fine. Great even. I’ll give you a couple of hours to get your things and come back here. Would you be okay making us dinner?”
Steve beamed at him. “Sure, give me an idea of what you guys like and I’ll find something to make you. Let’s consider it part of the interview.”
Eddie smiled back. “Well I think you have yourself a deal.”
Steve and Eddie shook hands.
This was either going to the best decision of Eddie’s life or his worst. Currently the jury and his brain were still out on that one.
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i saw obi-wan's outfit and immediately made an entire AU around it. became possessed and had to draw it.
babysitter/early education au. ani is some sort of public figure (idk what) and needs to hire someone to watch his kids (he's divorced, but they're still friends) and his ex recommends obi-wan cause she also hires him to watch the kids. rom com ensues.
