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I created a monster. I showed a kid i babysit Star Trek TOS, and now he talks like Spock. Instead of saying "yes" he says "indeed". After we played catch he lowkey looked up at me and said "i require hydratation". Now his parents are looking at me weird.
You think your life is hard? Try to explain fractions to a 8 years old
The little boy Im taking care of told me while helping him with his homework that with his looks and my brains we made a great team
kids i nanny inadvertently hitting me in the emotions
Kid 1: have you ever told a boy you liked him?
Me: yes!
Kid 2: did he like you back?
Me: well yeah, but it didn't work out.
Kid 1: why not? If you both liked each other you should have dated.
Me: it wasn't that easy.
Kid 2: but you both liked each other! You should have been together!
Me: *sadly eats otter pop*
We have two weeks to find a new nanny, since ours is moving back to Ohio to be with her family. Her mom isn't doing well. This is making me sick all over again. I don't want my mom to do it, but it might make her happy, and take her mind off of her financial and legal issues. But it'll give me major stress. Plus, my mom could barely handle Natasha having a tantrum the other day, is more concerned over cleaning the house than playing with them, feeds them junk; and just lets them watch TV all day. I'm getting sick. I want to cry.
Letting the kids watch extra tv because your cramps are that bad.
Curious George can suck my dick.
Well then. Looks I've we have an Angry Nanny Grasshoppah on our hands.
Nanny Issues #2
Dear child, how come you drift away into your beautiful and joyful slumber amidst the raging surroundings such as busy roads, during the off road-like experience of a walk in the park or even during a visit to the shore where the cold winter winds creep past your kindly closed eyes... but not in your sound deprived, pitch black, cosy warm bedroom where I have been trying to put you to bed for the past 25 minutes.
