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was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

yallstar

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

detailedart

Breaking waves in purple, green bottle and sand tones. Painted by Jeanne Rosier Smith.

rad-roche

classic cinema is such a great pastime cause you'll hear somebody say yeah this movie changed cinema forever and is still the standard 70 years later and you'll go into it like surely it can't be good and come out of it like wow no it is that good actually. like this every time

null-and-void-and-gone

me when my disabilities disable me:

frostedmagnolias

Evening Dress

c. 1890

This dress was created by Russell & Allen in London, England

Grand Rapids Public Museum

goatedgreen

Most trustworthy kitchen appliance (NOT your favourite. the one you TRUST)

Microwave

Oven

Toaster

Kettle

Stove

Dishwasher

Slow Cooker

Pressure Cooker

Air Fryer

Some other appliance not listed here (tell me)

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

tell me the appliance that is your best friend ever in the kitchen

drumlincountry

lagowings

But what if it was all a dream

7ft-tall-shadow-creature

This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.

lemondoddle

[I.D. an edited version of the "children's hospital" meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]

platypik

Well duh. It’s just color theory

blood-heritage-posts

͏ Heritage Post

falsedetective

i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

falsedetective

the secret rites have chosen bob, from chicago. impeccable

parkchanwoohoo

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

doggirlpaws

kaity--did

Hey guys, and I'm saying this very gently and lovingly as like your Internet mom shaped figure or whatever, I totally get where you're coming from and it's no problem at all, but please just remember that sometimes people just experience things and it's not a mental ailment in need of a physiological diagnosis, okay?

yiffmaster

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

mistomaxo

noo

tesladyneindustries

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250

Bro they fuckin snitched on us

therebornofversaille

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

abeautiful-dream

dinosaur-ears

I think one of the best things I've learned since getting into fiber arts is that something can be absolutely not my taste and I can still be impressed and delighted for the person who made it and people who love it. Almost every time I look through patterns or projects, I have a thought like, "I hate that and it's magnificent" or, "I wouldn't wear that, but HOLY CRAP it's amazing that you made it."

We need more of that.

whencartoonsruletheworld

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

whencartoonsruletheworld

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

whencartoonsruletheworld

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

whencartoonsruletheworld

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

whencartoonsruletheworld

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

whencartoonsruletheworld

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

whencartoonsruletheworld

dont ask owl