The 3 year old just informed me that everybody dies. My work here is done.
World's Best Nanny
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Janaina Medeiros
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Peter Solarz

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Xuebing Du
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KIROKAZE
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
ojovivo
Mike Driver

#extradirty
art blog(derogatory)

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@stupidgentlemanpricks
The 3 year old just informed me that everybody dies. My work here is done.
World's Best Nanny
I'll put on my bike helmet and my runnin' legs...
My Lub preparing to be an asshole
The sunglasses that are on my face right now were on a strippers mons pubis last night.
That’s my girl. Living the Lyfe.
We need to bang it out.
My sweet lub on problem solving
I just don't know why they feel they have to tell ME about it.
Young Grasshoppah on other people and their deep, deep emotional feelings things
SHHHH Don't be sad sugar plum. Shhhh. Puts my finger to your lips. Shhhh
How My Little Cupcake comforts me from afar
Honesty.
Time flies when you have no feelings.
My Lub
Assholery. Feels are the devils paste.
Young Grasshopper Re: feelings about humans
Do you know what i had for dinner? potato salad that the boss gave me and lime tortilla chips in cheese sauce. because fuck life
My oh so healthy grasshopper (but for real, fuck life)
“They never warn you about the day AFTER choosing the mango habanero salsa.”
Fiery-assed Grasshoppah
Pull yourself together, Pearl. You're being manipulative right now, and I'm not falling for it.
How Nanny Grasshoppah talks to toddlers
“This is why I leave my wallet in my car. The damn internets and their cunt coloring books.”
Someone needs her male chaperone
Curious George can suck my dick.
Well then. Looks I've we have an Angry Nanny Grasshoppah on our hands.
"Well to be fair, she's dead and you're alive, so you're clearly winning."
My Wonderfully Insensitive Grasshoppah
I burp a lot. I never used to burp. Is that a sign of the aging process?
Young, Eternally Young Grasshoppah
I pee standing up sometimes. Better acoustics.
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