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@george-the-capybara How does it feel to have such an abundance of braincells

Nanu: I once qouted a vine in front of Guzma.

Nanu: No one will ever believe him, and he now lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.

Nanu: It's delightful.

Guzma: If I run and jump at Nanu, he'll definitely catch me.

Guzma: *sprinting towards Nanu* INCOMING!

Nanu: NO, DAMNIT, I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Nanu: *drops coffee mug and catches Guzma*

Nanu: What the hell were you thinking trying to fit three people on a motorcycle?

Guzma: Wait, three?

Nanu: Yes, three-

Guzma: SHIT!

Nanu: Wha-

Guzma: WE LOST A GRUNT

Guzma: FOUR MONTHS

Plumeria: What's he on about?

Nanu: It's not that big of a deal.

Guzma: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Guzma: Feel my shirt, it's boyfriend material~

Nanu: I'll pass, it looks too clingy and hard to maintain.

Guzma: Yo Nanu! If I were the last man on Earth, would ya date me?

Nanu: If you were the last man on Earth, I wouldn't be there.

Guzma:

Guzma: Fuck.

Olivia: Truth or dare?

Nanu: Dare.

Olivia: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room

Nanu: Guzma.

Guzma: *Excitedly* Yeah!?

Nanu: Move, I need to get to Persian.

Guzma: *holding back tears* But she said person-

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