Incorrect Quotes (Nanuzma Edition)

Home of Guznanu/Nanuzma incorrect quotes. Please, this ship's gotta still live.

[teamskullgruntq]

Nanu: I once qouted a vine in front of Guzma.

Nanu: No one will ever believe him, and he now lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.

Nanu: It's delightful.

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: If I run and jump at Nanu, he'll definitely catch me.

Guzma: *sprinting towards Nanu* INCOMING!

Nanu: NO, DAMNIT, I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Nanu: *drops coffee mug and catches Guzma*

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: Feel my shirt, it's boyfriend material~

Nanu: I'll pass, it looks too clingy and hard to maintain.

[teamskullgruntq]

Olivia: Truth or dare?

Nanu: Dare.

Olivia: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room

Nanu: Guzma.

Guzma: *Excitedly* Yeah!?

Nanu: Move, I need to get to Persian.

Guzma: *holding back tears* But she said person-

[teamskullgruntq]

Nanu: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-

Guzma: You're wrong.

Nanu: I didn't even fini-

Guzma: *already pinning Nanu down* Wrong. You are WRONG

[teamskullgruntq]

Nanu: What the hell were you thinking trying to fit three people on a motorcycle?

Guzma: Wait, three?

Nanu: Yes, three-

Guzma: SHIT!

Nanu: Wha-

Guzma: WE LOST A GRUNT

[teamskullgruntq]

Nanu: *staring out the window looking pensive*

Guzma: Arceus he's so fucking hot. I wonder what he's thinking about?

Nanu: *staring at a Meowth across the street*

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: This date fuckin' sucks.

Nanu: This isn't a date, I said I was going to the store.

Guzma: Then why the fuck did you invite me?

Nanu: I specifically said, "Don't come with me" and you said, "Fuck you old man, I do what I want" and walked with me to the store.

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: Babe come over.

Nanu: I can't, I'm taking care of a murder case.

Guzma: But my pops ain't home.

Nanu: I know.

[trainerappreciation]

reblog if you think team skull guzma deserves more appreciation

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: Yo Nanu! If I were the last man on Earth, would ya date me?

Nanu: If you were the last man on Earth, I wouldn't be there.

Guzma:

Guzma: Fuck.

[squuart]

Guzma: Hey Daddy~ Gimme some sugga~

Nanu: ???

Nanu: I am not your father

[teamskullgruntq]

Plumeria: So, you a top or a bottom?

Guzma: I'm a threat.

Nanu: *from the other room* He's a bottom.

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: FOUR MONTHS

Plumeria: What's he on about?

Nanu: It's not that big of a deal.

Guzma: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[teamskullgruntq]

Grunt: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter 's'.

Plumeria: *looks over at Guzma and Nanu*

Plumeria: Sexual tension.

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: Yo Nanu! When you get married can I be an important role at the wedding?

Nanu: I don't-

Guzma: Like the groom.

[teamskullgruntq]

Guzma: Is that a Leavanny?

Nanu: I think so.

Guzma: Don't fuck it, it'll eat you afterwards.

Nanu: *sarcastically* Thanks for the warning, it was looking at me seductively.

Guzma: *completely serious* That's how they get you.