#narcissismplus

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I will punch a million people in the neck for my best friends like goD DAMN

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fretting about my children because i am too mother hen-ey for my own good

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as much as going back to uni (especially so early in the morning) is never fun, i did enjoy being reunited with my babes.

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my pillows smell like tom and my hair still smells like bonfire and i just love my friends and my boyfriend

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So I'm in a literature studies class and the lecturer asked people if anyone had travelled to Africa. When a woman of colour put her hand up, my lecturer asked if "that's where [her] ancestors are from". Jesus. Save me.

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annabel told this joke the other day about it "being venice down there and i'd still want lube" and i was trynna have a wank and all i coULD THINK ABOUT WAS THE STUPID JOKE AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TO STOP