Character Three(Niall) is depressed and decides to get drunk.
He was unresponsive when they found him; Esta waved a small hand in front of his eyes, but the only response was the separate wink of a blank orb.
"Like a fish." Esta said, only half-amused. Dia frowned, glaring at the bottles surrounding the slumped Niall. He had at least had them wrapped in biodegradable paper bags, but she was still too annoyed for the fact to paint him favourably.
Casually, the slim elf bent over and slapped the human leaning against the tree. If the pain had not woken him, the resounding SMACK would have - even Esta winced, her mauve eyes still dancing humorously despite Dia's solemn aura.
"Whuuuuuuuuu." The man groaned, blinking several times, and after a pregnant pause, lifted his hand to his face, "Ow?"
Esta held back a laugh at the surprised tone.
"Whuzzat forrr, bloody whorrrre." He rolled his r's, whether consciously or not, Dia didn't know, but she did not appreciate the words.
"Shut up, and sober up, before I kick you right in the gonads." Even through his drunken stupor, the low, evil tone in her voice went right through Niall, and he struggled to get to his feet, leaning his face towards Dia's as he grabbed onto the tree for support.
"S'aaall your faul',woman. Oooor, your'n Elf. Mrr, fuckin' bitch, I don' know." he leered at her slightly, and she wrinkled her nose at the whisky-tang on his breath.
"Snap out of it, human. What's my fault? You got yourself drunk, idiot." Dia raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms expectantly, and he just frowned at her chest, causing Dia to grit her teeth. Esta nudged Niall - if he continued like this, Esta would not be expected to keep the angry elf from disembowelling the sloshed man, and much as the thought amused her, she really felt that she had to give him a fighting chance.
"Riiigh', yeah. Well, s'your faul'!"
"Yeah, we've established this, ass."
"We ain' etbanished anythin'! You did, you nice piece o' ass yourself."
Dia's eyebrow twitched. As if sensing his impending doom, Niall quickly continued.
"I mean, I was fiiiiine, before you came along. Jus' fiiiine. Then boom, you appear and I'm caring about the trees and the flowers and a part’cular haughty elf, for Christ's sakes! Bah!" he growled at the tree, seeming to mistake it for Dia for the moment. Facing his back, Dia's eyebrows rise once more. Esta held her breath. Dia bit her lip. Niall muttered something about feelings being like crackers.
"Say what now about a certain elf, Niall?" Dia asked, her voice strangely high.
"You, you fucker, you crafty fuckin' temptress, you an' that bitch su'ubus. Swinging your hips and making me chest go funny.." Niall had his forehead against the tree, and seemed to be falling asleep again; Dia brought him back with sharp words.
"Your chest? What about it?"
"The damn ba-dump thumpin, innit! You squeezin' on me chest, I bet. Ha, that's rich, remember that time I saw you guys disembowel that other guy and you pulled on his heart too!.. Only literereral-like. He was right pasty afterwards.." Niall rambled on for a second, whilst Dia looked at Esta.
"No!" The blonde said quietly to her best friend, "I don't believe it!"
"You broke him! You broke the womaniser, the chatter-upper - you broke sleep-around Niall!" At this point, Esta burst into giggles.
"Esta," Dia growled angrily, trying to block out Niall's ramblings to the tree about it's 'pretty li'l leaves' and forcing herself to look intimidating again, "Esta, he is not in his right mind. Personally, I put no faith in what he's saying. Now, shut your cackling and knock this fool out. He'll be easier to carry that way."
The thump as Niall hit the floor was followed by one single, triumphant giggle.
"And he won't remember a thing about his confession!" Esta crowed, unable to control her mirth. Dia only gritted her teeth, which shone starkly against her flushed face.