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Welcome, civilian. You are now viewing the official public interface of the Department of Ontological Security.
Our mission is simple: Preserve the integrity of existence through the classification, containment, and correction of threats to reality.
We specialize in:
Ontological instability (e.g. conflicting existence states, recursive birth events)
Cognitohazards (e.g. thoughts you were not supposed to think)
Extranormal phenomena (e.g. physical laws refusing to comply)
Meta-existential violations (e.g. belief becoming flesh)
This page serves to:
Receive civilian-submitted reports via Form B-9
Answer controlled inquiries through the Public Inquiry Interface
Issue daily Integrity Bulletins to maintain narrative cohesion
Calmly insist everything is fine
You are not in danger. You were never in danger. We thank you for your continued cooperation.
Navigation:
Submit a report → Civilian Incident Report
Ask a question → Public Inquiry Line
Review logs → Daily integrity bulletin
Forget this page exists → You already have.
“The Department exists because it must. You exist because it says so.”