Larry as the Steel Samurai. That's it, that's the ask.
L-Larry!?
Look... just because he did that one stage play does not make him worthy of the illustrious mantle of the Steel Samurai!
That stage play was not even canon! It had more moving moments, do not be mistaken... and while the introduction of the Iron Infant serves as an interesting literary foil...
The idea that the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess would marry one another and start a family like that is ludicrous to put it mildly!
It completely goes against the theme of striking out on a path of your own choosing rather then conforming to the path that was laid out in front of you! Not to mention the erroneous heteronormative stance that such a pairing reinforces despite the Steel Samurai having far more romantic chemistry with the Evil Magistrate, and Pink Princess having more romantic chemistry with Iron Maiden!









