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“Uzumaki Ass Day?”
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“Uzumaki Ass Day?”
[/Snuggles both of them.] "I AM WARMEST DATTEBAYO!"
"You are warm, twin... How are you warmer than me? We're the same 'ttebayo..."
"N-nani!? Kaa-chan is already married! H-how are you gonna marry her!?"
"I don't know yet. Love seems to find a way. It does in the books Jiraiya writes. Doesn't art imitate life...or something like that? Naruto-chan, you can be the flower boy if that's what you want~!"
"Gaara? It's me, Naruto!"
"Oh, there's another one of you~! Na. Ru. To. Got it! I'll remember you forever! Is Kushi-chan your mom too? Like Menma?"
"Oi, I heard you wanted to marry my, Kaa-chan."
"Who are you exactly?"
[ Chucks a turkey into your face. ]
Stares at him for a moment before throwing it back. "We better be cooking it together if you're throwing it at me, twin."
"Kaa-chan!? Do you think you and Tou-chan could have another kid, dattebayo?"
“W-What are you suddenly talking about, Naruto?”
“I think we still could..........”
"NO LET GO OF ME!!" -starts kicking everything-
He started leaning closer. "You're not going anywhere... No one will hear you when I take that ass, twin."