#nasty joke

[kurohabl]

Ashkore : You were with Leiftan again ?

Gardienne : no

Ashkore : So what is in your mouth ?

Gardienne :

[kurohabl]

Friend: If you say “daemon Leiftan” 3 times he will come!

Me: Okay.. Daemon Leiftan  Daemon Leiftan  Daemon Leiftan

(some people will understand)

[inwolvesteeth]

chaeru:

     a grimace. she places both palms over her ears.                                  “ jungkook, please                          you’ve bothered me enough with your horrendous puns, now leave me be. ”

      “no no no. there’s no way i’m done with you yet. okay okay, listen up good, the next one is gonna make you laugh real hard I promise. why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?” he pauses, more for the dramatics, continuing on without giving the girl a chance to speak. “because its period was late! fuck-- i’m so fucking hilarious.”

[carnally-vicarious]

THANKS

Being sent to a gig for one of your favorite bands that was a week ago, when your none the wiser. Wow. Much joke. Very lol. Such funny. Wow.

[lilb-hole]

How do you circumise a hillbilly?

Punch his sister in the chin.

[aestheticktock]

How do you get a baby out of a blender?