Oh, 92 truths...do I even know that many?
Rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. I was tagged by @nathansface - he so nice and yet I make him jealous with my aussie pics....
(Saving errbody with a read more)
Water (any other night would be far more interesting, but seeing as I was designated driver...)
My sister...just so she could speak to my dad...
Explaining a carpet picnic to Dr Cox (he is kind of a doctor but not really but we still call him that because why not?)
Properly was about 3 weeks or so ago, but recently just a few little tears, or baby tears if you will.
Ergh, no - not the literal sense of ‘dating’ anywho
Yup - and he managed to get someone pregnant too. Twat.
Kissed someone and regretted it:
Yeah just because it ruined a friendship and all that jazz
I’m sure most of us have?
Been drunk and thrown up:
I am a partaker in the alcoholic enjoyer persons club, so yes...naturally
>In the past year have you…
I think I made a few for a short amount of time but then just kinda drifted away again (Y)
I applied a facemark to my sister this evening and wiped it very hard across her forehead and just whispered ‘Simbaaaaa’ and she burst out laughing which made me laugh...so yes
Met someone who changed you:
Found out who your true friends are:
When you move out of a country and are in a different time zone, lets just say friendships are put to the ultimate test
Found out somebody was talking about you:
Yes, apparently I ‘can’t be trusted as far as I could be thrown’ - which was a difficult thing to comprehend, seeing as the vile bitch cow that said that only uses her arms to push food into her gob.
Kissed anyone on your followers/following:
*SIGH* No, because I’m not cool and like it’s difficult and like EUGH
How many people on your tumblr do you know IRL:
4, I think? Maybe? It’s awkward
Do you want to change your name:
GaryGyarados has a ring to it...as does Chloe, so can’t moan.
What time did you wake up today:
Initially around 6 because mother decided to stomp up and down the stairs
What were you doing at midnight last night:
Having a staring contest with the ceiling and reminiscing about the old days
Name something you can’t wait for:
Christmas would be cool but also seeing the other half when he’s here...and like, when I’ve entirely unpacked my room and it doesn’t look like a shit hole anymore
Last time you saw your mother:
What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life:
Go back and enjoy school while it lasted
What are you listening to right now:
The supposed ghost that keeps making noises in this house. Kindly keep your activity to the working day hours, sir!
What’s getting on your nerves right now:
She, her, it, first of her name
Game of Thrones, Peaky Blinders, Hell’s Kitchen...
: BA(Hons) in Geography - this just means I did anthropology but it was just mislabelled geography and was a pile of wank,
Do you have a crush on someone:
What do you like about yourself?
That I never like answering these questions. Ever.
I has birds on my shoulder (:
Wisdom teeth. All 4. Out at once. There was blood. There was anaesthetic. I was high. Brilliant time - would recommend to all.
7 - all in my ears (: Sparkly sparkly ears
I played hockey for county and one time I played as goalie for this game against Banbury (not the nicest of all the places, but there you go) and the ball got stuck in my foot pad so I went to get it out and the girls just kept hitting me with their sticks and calling me names so I full on jabbed them with the end of my hockey stick and got subbed.
Canary Islands? I think? I dunno...
School ones I’m guessing...
Nothing. I ate a lot for dinner and had a bag of Malteasers to enjoy but then my sister farted into the bag and I threw them away :(
Water...but now regretting it as I need to pee and I don’t want the ghost to know I’m out of bed....
My dad snoring...maybe that’s why the ghost is angry? It just can’t even...
Sleep to embrace me in its boobs.
HA..I’ll let you know when I know
Depends, generally older?
Romantic or spontaneous:
Nose, stomach or nice arms:
Well you know what they say about the nose...
I’m happy either way, I guess?
Troublemaker or hesitant:
Lost glasses or contacts:
I’m going to say a sorta yes because I had glasses but only because I faked the eye test to get them and yeah I lost them within like a week
I actually don’t know, possibly?
Yourself: Nope
Miracles: I prefer luck
Love at first sight: Marginally
Santa: Er....
I tag: 25 people...errr.... @darkdayslowlitnight @buttersbutterfree @porkflavouredhumans @valkyriecain @justh0lly I make that 5 and each of these people is 5 people...plus its nearly midnight and my spelling is going...soz...feel free to do this yourselves though if you see it