May 30, 2025
Horrid Nathaniel and his beest friends
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Horrid Nathaniel and his beest friends
Kim: it’s illegal to be hotter than me.
Alix: guess Nath and Marc are going to jail.
Nath: is there a word in between mad and sad?
Marc: disgruntled, malcomtented, miserable, desolate.
Alix: smad.
Alix: * walks in room with a shirtless Nath on her shoulder *
Alix: Marc, help!
Nath: I can feel sounds and smell colors.
Marc:
Marc: you forgot he was a light weight, didn’t you?
Alix:
Alix: well in all fairness, his chest makes a really good distraction.
Nath: remember, murder is never the answer.
Marc: of course. Murder is the question.
Alix: the answer is yes.
Marc: Alix is bored so she made a paper machete.
Max: you mean a paper mâché.
* Sound of chopping, slicing, and Kim screaming. *
Nath: no.
Marc: it’s really hot.
Nath: why do people think we’re dating?
Alix: I have no idea.
Marc: might have something to do with you slapping my boyfriends ass every two seconds.
At a store
Alix: * looks for something on a shelf. *
Nath: * uses the price check tool on her butt when she’s not looking. Nothing happens *
Marc: priceless.
Alix, turning around: what was that?
Marc & Nath: NOTHING!