#marcnathlix

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Kim: it’s illegal to be hotter than me.

Alix: guess Nath and Marc are going to jail.

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Alix: * walks in room with a shirtless Nath on her shoulder *

Alix: Marc, help!

Nath: I can feel sounds and smell colors.

Marc:

Marc: you forgot he was a light weight, didn’t you?

Alix:

Alix: well in all fairness, his chest makes a really good distraction.

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Marc: Alix is bored so she made a paper machete.

Max: you mean a paper mâché.

* Sound of chopping, slicing, and Kim screaming. *

Nath: no.

Marc: it’s really hot.

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Nath: why do people think we’re dating?

Alix: I have no idea.

Marc: might have something to do with you slapping my boyfriends ass every two seconds.

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At a store

Alix: * looks for something on a shelf. *

Nath: * uses the price check tool on her butt when she’s not looking. Nothing happens *

Marc: priceless.

Alix, turning around: what was that?

Marc & Nath: NOTHING!

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Alix: *says something dumb*

Nath: with all due respect,

Marc: listen here you little shit.

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Nath: I have something to get off me chest.

Marc: is it your shirt?

Nath:...

Alix: please say it’s your shirt!

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Marc: what do you think butterflies taste like?

Alix: they taste like Nath.

Marc:

Marc: how do you know what either of those-

Alix: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THATS ALL YOU GET!