#natto writes

[natto-axolotl]

Give me a rundown on the witch hat character in brawlhallal they interest me after you drew them in your banger art style

OKOKOK TWO PARTS CANON AND MY SHIT

her name's fait!!! she's a witch who knows starspeak, which allows her to communicate with stars and predict the future, which she did for street cash up until azoth came back and she kicked his ass back to valhalla. she also has a cat named butterscotch and is part of a band

now for my stuff:

i think that fait is arguably one of the most threatening/dangerous people in valhalla right now. like if you made me make a list, she'd be really fucking high up, not because of what she's done, but what she knows. so it's implied that fait sees the future but she doesn't change it: she merely carries out the actions needed for that to happen. so if that's true, and fait's future vision is less seeing possibility and more seeing what will definitely be, then she may be able to predict what happens at ragnarok and such.

and not only that, she can potentially fuck up the motivations of a bunch of characters (artemis, who wants to destroy orion, nix, who wants to reap nai's gods, and dusk, who wants to take over valhalla) because she can see the future and they can't, which will probably lead to them with their shortsightedness misinterpreting her actions as intentionally harming them when they're probably there to push them forwards into their destined future.

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[nattoaxo-art]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26337154/chapters/65038528#workskin

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[natto-axolotl]

idk if u still do this anymore but do u have anymore brawlhalla hcs to share? special for Ember, Dusk, & Jaeyun? haha if u don’t just ignore this ask

ahh sorry for getting to this so late!!! and i always have hcs i just dont have a good place to share em wkdnbdkwn (readmore cause it got too long HAHA)

Ember

she's deeply empathetic, and also a great problem solver!!! a miracle worker when it comes to defusing conflict. now if only that would work on whatever the hell diana and mordex have

eats trail mix, has not been able to shake the habit of sporadic snacking in lieu of actual meals

T A L L (stolen from someone on twitter)

doesn't 100% forgive nor blame dusk. due to (in my hcs) being left at the fangwild's mercy as its guardian since she was 7, ember knows only bits about the conflict between the aesir and the elves, so to her dusk just kinda jumped out of the blue all riled up. after learning about his background it somewhat mitigates her righteous anger at Being Killed, and all that

has a sort of 6th sense when it comes to distortions in the fabric of the universe (having lived in one her whole life)

semicanon but does recurve archery!!!

good with a knife and knowledgable about hunting, neither picky with her food nor squeamish about live slaughter

can and will eat bugs

dumbest stunt done post-death is probably trying to hookshot using diana's bow and falling

fairly uninvolved with the gossip mill of the tournament, only tunes in if it's relevant to her desire to go home or if ragnir and the rest of the fangwild gang are also involved

sees ragnir as a brother, dusk as a mildly annoying but fun companion at best and asshole at worst, and arcadia as a peer and weirdly enough, a teacher (despite arcadia technically being her junior)

fangies (bmg fight me on this)

eager to learn about novel technology but often can't seem to find a use for it. and then someone got her into photography

lots of scars, but the permanent one that killed her is a bruise on her chest, in a swirl the same shape as the one on dusk's orb

val, mordex and dusk are the people she dislikes the most

dusk

let's get it out of the way, there's a lot wrong with this man but the most pressing one is that he has a frankly bruised beyond repair ego and that's what makes him so insufferable

high metabolism and abuses it to the point where he has drank nothing but coffee once and. paid the price dearly!!!

also related, but faints and gets dizzy easily due to the whole "in prison for 400+ years" shtick. grody scars as well

easier to say who he likes than who he doesn't. tolerates ember, tries to actively avoid arcadia, will draw blood over simple conversation with ragnir. him and ulgrim have bitter, bitter emotions between each other.

would be heavily susceptible to victor frankenstein's entire story arc

tolerates hanging around the "evil" legends, but everyone there knows that they don't really like each other and are just using other people to further their own goals. miserable people all the way down!!!

was not aware of how sexy his sideboob was until someone pointed it out after he died.

is generally unaware he's considered attractive. styles his hair like this out of habit not because it makes him look like a bad boy type

regards kor with a weird mix of pride, disgust, shame, hope, and genuine love. kor's basically his son, but he's also a machine of war that was designed for one goal, which it failed, and that technically makes kor defective. but dusk can't really bring himself to call kor that, not when he's found his niche.

has tried to take val apart multiple times. in an alternate universe (maybe after the world ends) dusk would've ended up in robotics

before his imprisonment, dusk's hair was long and worn in a variety of styles. now it's too short to be braided with practicality in mind.

his orb doubles as a massage gun, bluetooth speaker, hot water bottle, keyboard, night light, morse signaler, and metal detector, among other things. think nautica's wrench from mtmte, and he's always adding more shit to it.

dumbest stunt was openly shittalking thor when he joined the tournament and registered with orb. dusk had to be picked out of the cracked concrete for the next 5 days.

wrists are pretty fucked from 200+ years id manacles, and the Killing Scar is a cut running from dusk's collarbone to his left thigh, left by orma (arcadia's sword)

hss taken to baking (much to kaya, cassidy and zariel's glee). secretly finds it enjoyable. don't tell anyone.

once drank so much coffee he died from a heart attack

knowledgable on older asgardian legislature, history and culture, which gets him the affectionate title of nerd

prev hc ties into a bigger hc where nix and Asgard are locked in a legal battle to see if they can loophole a way for the reaper to safely reao nai, whereas asgard wants to stress and strengthen the pan-pantheon protection it has in its einherjar. like legally blonde but with dead people and 1 blonde

likes seasoned porridge. still working uo spice tolerance, he ate something too pungent and started crying.

ignores the rumor mill as much as possible. if it were up to dusk the only thing he would like to hear about is the intrinsic working of the divintiy of asgard, but instead he gets hot goss abour whether or not two people are snogging.

Jaeyun

actually not too great of a person. if we're looking at it practically, makes sense as he's a merc, he's gotta be able to take any job for some cash. and he has murdered or attempted to before???

was once part of the civil service before calling it quits and becoming a soldier. not as good at law and boring bureaucratic work as some other legends, but knows the basics and would like Not to go back, please!!!

knows a fair bit of ambient magic manipulation, but nothing bigger than moving rocks and creating wind.

one of the most prolific betters among the legends and almost perpetually broke. do not let him find out about gacha games.

high wis low int. clever as hell but can be dumb as balls.

due to his habit of taking odd jobs jaeyun knows random bits of knowledge and is a very empathetic person; after you've seen so much you start to find patterns and bright spots in the lives of people around you, big or small

looooves grilled and street food: cheap, easy to eat on the go, filling, and flavorful. sundae with tteokbokki after a long day of work is jaeyun's ideal of a comfort meal.

jajeongmyeon might not have been introduced when jaeyun was alive but you bet your ass he loves it when he finds it in valhalla

prolific tax evader and embezzler in life, will take ur mammoth coins after dying

compared to dusk and ember jaeyun is not hung up about being dead at all. it's a natural part of life, and though he is a bit sad the fact that he's done so much in kife to be considered notable for valhalla is enough to keep him happy.

a decent bargainer and reasonably charismatic. not as good as mordex or Caspian, but he does have a definite pull to his personality that you can't help but overlook his war crimes and bad money habits for

hates cats. terrified of asuri. thinks butterscotch is secretly helping fait as part of a greater coalition of cats against him.

very awkward with Jiro like "heyyy howsit been since i tried to kill you" awkward

hes Big and its not just all muscle im sick and tired of people drawing him skinny. LET JAEYUN BE CHUBBY

has tried to snowboard on his sword. fell, broke his nose, stayed inside the rest of the day

embezzles out of habit, not the worst liar bit he does jump to half-true coverups most of the time

[natto-axolotl]

How would Brynn and/or Zariel react to a demonic entity entering Valhalla but having no intention to battle anyone?

brynn wouldn't actually have anything against them, I don't think. she isn't explicitly an "angelic" sort of character and really only happens to be good in the sense that she works for odin/valhalla. moreso i think she would be interested in them and try to get to know them, as her motive is moreso "prove herself to the other fullblooded valks and the rest of valhalla that she's as good of a valkyrie as they are" and a demon coming in wouldn't really affect that. ...unless someone else in valhalla would want to use brynn's amiability to try and get closer to the demonic entity.

zariel would be more inclined to violence methinks. even though we don't know anything about how they think about cross (fights with a demon) or onyx (actual demon from hell) being in valhalla, i think that they'd be more suspicious of a passive demon because the first two are here to fight in valhalla and become part of odin's army, but a passive demon could be a threat in disguise. could they be trying to tear this place down from the inside? are they trying to weaken the army? who knows. but a proper warrior of palladium should be wary of any and all demonic entities. zariel wouldn't jump to violence at first, rather they'd precede it with caution, observation and analysis of what they're like and what they want first. but yeah if they think it would be necessary they would throw hands.

[natto-axolotl]

(For the one-sentence fic prompt!) The good news is, the sofa they'd ordered was here; the bad news was, Mayday and Zuke had absolutely no idea how to get it into the sewers.

Really, how they got their old sofa (which now sat in a sad, shredded heap in the sewers) down their in the first place was a mystery.

Mayday suggested disassembling the furniture by cutting it up into pieces and moving it bit by bit down the manhole, but Zuke quickly shot the idea down, saying something about “Ellie getting her claws on one of the cushions again.”

She went ahead and ignored him, her hands already on the sofa and now attempting to jam it down the small entrance to their home.

“May-” Zuke was cut short by footsteps clacking nearer, until DJ Subatomic Supernova came into view, a fresh icepop already in hand.

The former professor took one look at the scene before him and said, “Don’t you two have a helicopter? Why not bring that sofa through the helicopter pad and into your sewers?”

[natto-axolotl]

*slaps knees* ZELPHA SCOTL HC TIME

zelda

was a beta tester but Actually Played the beta (unlike link

her camera roll is a mess it's filled with screencaps

whenever a new patch comes out she reads the notes to see exactly what they're testing/added

new season comes out and she grabs the promo images and goes "WHAT COULD THESE MEAN"

completionist 100

doesn't like oobs strangely

could uber you through everything but. She doesnt

goes eden in groups a lot (mostly with link)

wears beta cape or white belonging cape, the crying emote hair, belonging no beard mask, hands clasped stance and the long billowy pants from vault

fish call bc it's soothing

"ok so if i buy the season pass now i'll get two free ones to gift but if i buy it during the season i'll get an extra 30 candles but i might miss the extra daily candle but that's insignificant as i would only get 30 of them and if i do my dailies and find all clumps every day i'll get 180 candles and i'll finish on"

saves up EVERYTHING. will only do mutual heart trades

loves vault because it's so pretty

tries to learn all the sheet music

holds hands with mipha and flies her around the world because she loves the view

mipha

an absolute SWEETHEART AND SAINT

need to open a door? shes there. recharge light? there. sit at a bench? she's lit the candle already

joined a bit earlier than revali (he is bitter about this)

"hey i'm doing full wl and candle runs and eden if enough people come join ^^"

saw the red belonging cape and immediately went "i want that"

preorders adventure passes for her friends

flies towards any player she sees

hidden forest is her favorite because of how calm and serene it is

cries during eden

cries during orbit

"i'm just here to help," she says as she memorizes candle run routes

always wears the belonging red cape Because

very patient and will sit on vault floors for hours just for someone to come and help her with something

doesn't have the best grasp on the flight but when she does manage she's very happy

[natto-axolotl]

heheheheheheh!!!!!! i finally got this, bless the mods at @badthingshappenbingo !!! i will write for literally any fandom i’ve rbd content of before (if you’re not sure just dm me!!!)