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[joker-devil]

fuck your self in the ass

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(This blog is PG-13 btw)

[doubledutycops]

I've heard there's this kind of... business where some bots create autobots/decepticons porn movies with y'know the typical scenarios... is it true? Have you ever seen one? Where "you" in one?

“No. Never.” Prowl shook his head. “And it’s not illegal… not yet, anyways.”

[doubledutycops]

How can you keep quiet while fragging? That shit must be loud as fck with all the clanging, I mean there's no way to hide it, everybody can know you're banging

He looks back at the sparkling banging multiple things together. “No, that’s Ostara. I put him in my room last night, he found two things, and smashed them together all night. I recharged in the living room after about an hour of it…”

[doubledutycops]

Oh I know but you know, there's some magical creatures that one can always count on them...

“Not the first time someone’s tried a Magic Anon.” Prowl huffs as he makes his paperwork neat. “But I can’t stop you.”

[doubledutycops]

Have you ever fragged in an elevator?

“Maybe.”

[doubledutycops]

If you fragged kup would you scream daddy or his actual name or "SIR" @ both

“He is my father figure from my orphan days and he’s my old teacher, why would you asked this?!” Prowl hissed with a bitter look. “You also have a long time before the Pits freeze iver for me to do something like that to him.”

“Since "daddy” sets him off, I’d use it to spice him up if he gets a bit slow or soft around the edges.“ SG said as he looked over paperwork. "Or I’d just spice it up for us and take control myself; I wonder how he’d take a spike from another dimension…”

[doubledutycops]

👉👌???

Prowl: ☝❌

SG Prowl: 🐇🐇

Ostara: ❔❔🙌

[doubledutycops]

Kup leaves prowl behind three storage bins with bows on them, kup has one filled with sparkling/younglings supplies. The second is filled with toys and datapads and a note that says "everything you'll need.-" along with treats and other things. And the third had (sg prowl- open in private.) <>

Prowl looked in and was surprised, Ostara already digging in and babbling as they brought out a toy of indescribable origin. He knew it was a jocks toy because of the crappy flames he saw painted on the bottom.

Prowl looked over and made a disgusted face as SG flashed him his box. SG Prowl makes a sly face and closes the box so the kid doesn’t see. He says over comms. ‘Your old man isn’t too bad. Engex, a spike mold, and a card with an obscene image.’