#nayuru-le-cat

[i0990]

hey there^^ just wanted to ask: do you know if an artbook of kamigami no asobi exists?

Hello :) There’s an official fanbook for the first game, but currently there isn’t one for InFinite.

[kiu22]

klavierinjorts said: 'learn italian!!' it says and then immediately gives you an ad entirely in the language

Tumblr being like "what, haven't you mastered the language already?! I gave you the perfect opportunity you never asked for, you ungrateful user"

laughingpinecone said: SEI LA TERZA ITALIANA CHE VEDO CUI E’ CAPITATO QUELL’AD. VAI DO VOLTE, TUMBLR

è anche persistente il ragazzo, me lo propina da giorni a ogni pagina. TUMBLR LO SO GIA' L'ITALIANO GRAZIE, TE LO DEVO DIRE IN DIALETTO O CE LA FAI.  (pare il cameriere italianissimo che anni fa La Spezia si ostinava a parlarmi in tedesco o inglese, e io gli rispondevo in italiano con accento piemontese, e lui niente, pensando ce l'avesse coi turisti gli ho pure fatto notare che mia madre è spezzina ma ha sempre risposto in inglese. Alla fine ha vinto lui.)

nayuru-le-cat said: I wonder why tumblr is even showing advertisments now. It really pisses me off. (I also had that ad where they asked if I want to learn a language. In my case it was german and german is my first language lol)

I don't know but it's annoying (and very useless considering what they are advertising). btw they are evolving, now there are pictures. 

a Golf Club in Florida, a luxury place full of snobby, rich people only 7000km away from here, that's just what I need! 

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nayuru-le-cat replied to your post: ah that one xD It’s always a surprise, you scroll down looking for new nice artworks and suddenly penis lolbut yes, just wearing that bandana and the earmuffs looks weird.

ahaha, yeah. *ugly fanart* *good fanart* *spam* *huge penis* *marth where shouldn't be marth* ...no wait

There is a lot of porn in the Ike tag but it's usually between Smash characters... I didn't expect to find Ranulf

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All the replies on the post about dick pics

What we got so far: they don't seem to be a thing in Europe, and to be honest I think dudes here would be quite embarassed about showing such photos. why would you want a complete stranger to see your penis? isn't that...kind of personal?

professor-tammi said: I always thought people were exaggerating, but judging by the replies, that’s actually a thing that happens? I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK… (well, if nothing else, it doesn’t seem to be a thing in Sweden)

Me too! but then I saw photosets with famous comedians and journalists talking about it and started to wonder. IT'S SO WEIRD, I can't image any of the men I know sending photos of their dicks around, even just because that would be very embarassing for them

nayuru-le-cat answered: dito. never had something like this happenng to me here

At this point I'm assuming it's an american thing that doesn't happen at all in europe...I hope

cherrymilkshake answered: it might be an American thing, but plenty of my female classmates have gotten unwanted dick pics

breaking news to american dudes: all penises look about the same, and let me say it's not impressive

hexeindreamland answered: I hear it happens a lot, but it sounds like you’re one of the lucky ones. (I’ve never gotten one, either.)

I don't think it's about luck as I don't know anyone ever getting one in Italy, but in any case I hope we'll keep on living without this amazing experience

wet-noodles answered: it happens a ton on the .00001% chance the recipient will appreciate the dick pic. gay dudes too - douches are universal~

"our first meeting is so romantic, I saw a picture of his penis and I knew he was the right one!"

I asked a gay friend and apparently they send dick pics, but only among members of those "meet fuck buddies near you" sites, which makes sense I guess.

rethis answered: I guess we’re too old for this stuff. I remember this to happen years ago at high-school, when first digital cameras appeared.

Age certainly is a factor but I don't remember ever hearing of anything like that in high school, unless it was between consensual partners but that's another story entirely (99% of the times the girls were the one sending nudes anyway)

lacklusterknight said: It hasn’t happened much since I’ve been in college, but high school it happened all the time. And especially once I started telling people I was gay, they would send them constantly, thinking it would change my mind. It was awful.

oh my, that's awful, I'm sorry to hear that...that's EXACTLY how sexuality work, isn't it? gay women just have never seen a penis, that's it, or maybe not one *special* enough. uuurgh, how can people seriously believe this stuff and be so intrusive...

yourunderwaterskies said: Italian men have more class, I guess!

I'm not sure about that, but at least most of them don't seem so keen about showing their dicks? I have a couple of male friends I've seen naked or talked about their penises with, but before that we got very close and enstabilished that there was a sexual attraction between us, it wasn't awkward, it was just...chatting about personal matters with a good friend.

ghostsandgayness answered: It happens ALL THE TIME in North America. Literally last week a guy sent me one. Uhhg.

I'm shocked o_o' but WHY?! not only it's creepy and disgusting, it makes even less sense that catcalling, do they seriously hope to find a girl that want to have sex with them just for that? you meet them after that and they ask you if you find their sexual organ attractive? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

laughingpinecone answered: Idem. Io ne ho sentito parlare anche al di fuori, ma mai da italiani. Immagino che sia anche richiesto un certo quoziente di socialità..

infatti non ne ho mai mai mai sentito parlare in italia e non riesco a immaginare nessun uomo che conosco fare una cosa del genere, nonostante alcuni non siano esattamente delle cime

quoziente di cui faccio volentieri a meno se è per ricevere peni in jpg, oggetto di buona fattura ma...quindi? ho già i miei problemi con la gente che ci prova in modo educato, ci mancano solo 'sti buzzurri

[kiu22]

my request for that "send me a pairing" meme would be Tibarn x Nailah^^ (I hope I didn't misspelled her xD)

Sorry, I couldn’t answer yesterday but there was a storm and I had to turn off the pc ;_;

HET BARA SHIP WOOO

Who’s the messiest one: Tibarn

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Nailah, but neither of them is really bothered by it

Who’s the funniest drunk: Nailah, she gets more friendly and shows a sassy sarcasm

Who texts the most: Tibarn, Nailah is not a big fan of technology

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Tibarn probably, but I wonder if laguz even like music? I’m not even sure what kind of genre they would like in a modern AU. Old school rock, maybe.

Who reads the most: Tibarn, he likes adventure books and sometimes reads book in the ancient language to practice it

Who’s better with kids: Tibarn, he enjoys playing with kids

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: They are a king and a queen, they have people to do that from them

Who’s got the weirdest hobby: uuuuhm, none, unless following moody herons around counts as a hobby. Modern AU!Tibarn is into extreme and violent sports like air racing and boxing

Who cooks and who cleans up: Well they mostly eats raw meat so there isn’t much cooking involved…and I don’t envy who has to clean after a laguz meal

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nayuru-le-cat answered: actually priam doesn’t really have to be a direct decandant of ike. it would be enough if he is the grand grand (and so on) son of Mist

I'll answer here to both you and @1997nightmare because I can't find her reply anymore (sorry ;_;) but it said the same thing....sorry in advance for the wall of text but I'll take the opportunity to explain this for once and for all 

Indeed, he may be a descendant of Mist, he may be lying, he may be using the word “descendant” wrong, he may have been adopted in the line.

The funny thing is that this is the third time I got asked about Priam, and literally the only thing I know about him is that he's ugly as hell (or at least, I find him to be very ugly, to each its own) and that he's said to be a descendant of Ike.

I don't even know his personality and I generally don't care about Awakening at all....I don't like it, so I ignore it, that's it. Why should I care about whichever "canon" it may have if I barely consider it a game of the serie? There are a lot of people on Tumblr that like both Awakening and Tellius, so I'm REALLY the wrong person to ask about this? yet it still happens O_o

I guess anons just wish for a "don't touch my OTP!!1!!!" kind of reaction (err, wrong person again) and no, I do not think Ike ever had kids, but the funny part is that my problem with Ike having a descendant is not at all about Soren. 

I'm not even into the gay/straight/bisexual argument (that still isn't over after what, 8 years? woah) as I see Ike as an asexual and either aromantic or panromantic, not really having a preference either way. But I don't see him as celibate, and asexuals can have kids, my problem is that I could never ever in the history of ever see Ike as a dad. He just strikes me as the kind of person who would never be interested in getting children on his own and I can’t imagine him being a father, regardless of who you ship him with. It just seems....wrong. Not because he wouldn't be a good dad, just because I can't see him as being one.

it's more of a "feeling" than anything else and of course this just fanon as nothing clearly says this in the games but these are my probably very unpopular thoughts on the matter, now I hope anons are happy. 

“whatever man, just don’t let Ike procreate”.

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@replies to this post

sakons-butt said: yes

nayuru-le-cat said: well, there are sad things in FE. draw them if ypu feel like it ^^

lettucetendency said: YESSSSSSS

cherrymilkshake said: I love sad comics :D

professor-tammi said: fandoms always love being sad :D

Fandom wants to suffer.

Fandom is weird. 

btw I was thinking about a "sorry Ike I got ill and i'm dying before you" setting.

[crescentia-fortuna]

I tried out a new colouring style inspired by sekiru ^^

It's not perfect, but I guess for a first try it's good :3