#nb egbert

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Corazón: I’m the only dude on the team!

NPC: What do you mean? you’ve got two other dudes in your team?

Corazón: No I don’t.

NPC: The orc and lizard don’t look like girls and they certainly don’t sound like girls

Corazón: They’re not girls either.

NPC: Then what are they?

Corazón: They’re an orc and lizard like you said.

NPC: No, I mean what are their genders?

Corazón: Oh, Dob’s gender is backflips and Egbert’s gender is bombs.

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Villain: fight me like a man!

Egbert: I’m actually non binary

Villain: oh, I’m sorry

Villain; fight me like a person!

Egbert: thank you.. now you must pay!

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Back when Egbert was a human