#oxventure text posts

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Prudence eldritch blasts someone in their way

Sentry in a cross tone “Why’d you kill that innocent worker”

Prudence “Cause he was in our way”

Sentry still in a cross tone “I'm sure your mum would be very disappointed in you for the senseless killing”

Prudence Scoffs “I don't have to do anything for my mum to be disappointed in me actually on second thought she probably doesn't know I'm still alive”

Corazon “Didn't we run into who we assumed was your mother based on the disdain and general racism she had against Tieflings and you specifically actually that whole town was kinda racist”

Aila “Are we talking about racist shithole towns the one we ended up in” and she gestures towards Nova and Sentry was “kinda like that”

Nova “I thought Rosehall was nice”

Aila “Well you didn't have people staring at you like your gonna steal their shit I'm a good person I'm literally saving the universe stop staring at me like I'm a piece of shit”

Prudence “People will be racist even if your saving the world we saved the world from a party apocalypse once”

Sentry “anyways we need to get back on track come on”

Prudence whispers to Nova “is your friend always like this?”

Nova “Which one?”

Prudence “The robot woman I forgot her name”

Nova “Oh Sentry yeah that's just how she was created she’ll mum anyone who listens or not

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Now idk what the dimension 20 dicebreaker/outside xbox fanbase crossover is like, but I just want to say

to all of you dimension 20 fans who wanna watch some more dnd that is full of shenanigans and fun times, You absolutely have to watch the oxventures. Its on outside xbox/ outsidextra dungeons and dragons podcast. Its largely one shots but of all the same party going on various adventures and having a grand ol time. It is also DM'd by the lovely, talented, and truly iconic Johnny Chiodini, formerly of eurogamer and dicebreaker.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you will curse at the characters for doing stupid shit

oh and they are brittish

which kinda rules

give it a shot and go watch you some oxventures!

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Made a post for Johnny so I think I make this one about Mike. To paraphrase a quote from Ellen "My favorite Mike is the Carly Rae Jepsen fan".